Hello RedStaters, and Thank God It’s Friday! As always, I hope that this diary finds you at peace, and full of joy. This time as we transition from the election
circus season to our Thanksgiving holiday next week, be sure to remember how blessed we are and how much we have to be thankful for.
And with that…
Exposed!! Florida Vote Conversion Machine
The only way that we were able to get this video out of Florida was by disguising the vote conversion machine as a piece of hydraulic equipment. Now that it is safely immortalized in the interwebs, we can explain its true operation.
First as you start the video, note the flow of Republican votes (red) from the left side of the machine to the right side of the machine. They are then converted into Democrat (blue) votes and returned back to the source. As you watch the video, you can see that the speed of vote conversion can be controlled, and the conversion process even stopped completely as the control handle is moved from the east to the vertical position. As a bonus, the machine has another mode of operation that is only used when observers are expected – with the control arm moved to the west votes can be converted from Democrat (blue) to Republican (red) long enough to make sure that the office is not caught with only Democrat votes. Finally after the observers are shooed away, the lever arm can be moved back into the east position.
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