Replay: Thursday night’s PCW Politics is War
PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka and O’Beck Bahama (D) w/Justin Sufferable vs. Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)
…Daniel-San unloads skillet shots to Tanaka’s nuts. Bahama moonsaults Scott through the table. Bahama manages to put Daniel-San through another table. Tanaka drags Daniel-San up to the top turnbuckle…JAPANESE SUPERDESTROYER! He covers but the ref is distracted by Mrs. Miyagi on the outside. Sufferable goes over and nails Mrs. Miyagi with a chairshot. Tanaka regains the referee’s attention…1…2…3.
And with that, PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka’s final Politics is War appearance is marked with a tag team win. Tonight, Tanaka makes his last appearance in PCW at Lock and Load 6.
Here is the card:
First round match in PCW Lock and Load tournament
Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
-How will the PCW Champion go out? Will he leave as champion? Or will someone take the title from him?
-Daniel-San is still smarting over PCW CEO Barack Obama and the PCW Executive Board discontinuing the Television Title- of which he held at the time. Now, after surviving two four-way matches he gets his chance against Tanaka? Can Daniel-San overcome the odds and a determined Democratic machine gunning to keep the title in their hands?
First round match in PCW Lock and Load tournament
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D)
-In 2008, Scott (then Starz N. Stripes) and Bahama put on the greatest match in PCW history. Now, nearly 3 years later, can the two rekindle that magic and do it again?
-Scott would like nothing more than to excise the ghost of what happened that night. Yes, he’s held the PCW Title belt since then but he benefited from a bit of chicanery on the part of the PCW Competition Committee with Jill Berg forfeited the title. Now, Scott can kill two birds with one stone.
-Bahama’s long road back from a severe concussion that cost him the title in 2009 and put him out of action for nearly 2 years would be complete if he could defeat Scott and then win the PCW title back.
PCW Women’s Tag Team Title Match
PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) vs. The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey (D)
-If you’ve never seen Merchants of Death (formerly Angels of Death) in action, tonight you’re in for a treat. The MoD was the dominant tag team in Missouri Valley Wrestling and took on all comers. Tonight, they get old MVW foes, and former tag team champions themselves, The Korver Sisters. Kelly and Korey signed with the Democrats for one reason- they promised the team they would push them for the PCW Tag Team belts. Tonight is their opportunity. Can the Korvers, who have defeated the MoD before in MVW, use their technical skills to outmatch the most extreme female tag team political wrestling has ever seen?
PCW Tag Team Title Match
PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX) and Vince Vaughn vs The California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D) w/’The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor (D) and the Longshoremen (D)
-In what should be an all-out war, The Schmidt Brothers put their PCW Tag Team belts on the line against former champions- The California Teacher’s Union. The Schmidts, 3 time PCW Tag Team champions, took back the title from the CTU at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed. Now, the Schmidts find themselves up against not only the CTU but the unions fighting back to keep their political power. The big question in this match is the big rumor that Charlie Blackwell, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, and Blackwell’s Les Miserables will intervene in this match on the Schmidt’s behalf. If so, not only will there be plenty of action in the ring, they’ll be a lot of action outside the ring as well.
PCW King of Extreme Title Match
PCW King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann (D) vs. The Queen of Political Extreme Ann Coulter (R)
-Olbermann has held the title since PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed. Now, he faces an extreme challenge from ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ herself Ann Coulter. Her recent Facebook remarks about Troy Davis the night he was executed show that Coulter is in rare form.
-For his part, Olbermann continues to do the things he usually does, rip Sarah Palin, rip Republicans, but on a much smaller scale than before- on Current TV. Can Olbermann’s usual schtick hold up against ‘The Queen of Political Extreme?’ Stay tuned…
PCW Women’s Title Match
PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban (D) vs. PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas (I)
-At the last Missouri Valley Wrestling pay per view show, May’s Arch Wrestling Madness, Urban and Salinas put on a five minute exhibition of pure adrenalinized combat. After getting cut in the initial seconds of the match, Valora threw everything she had at Urban in a frenzied attempt to end the match quick. Urban held on and as Valora weakened took control of the match.
-Valora has won titles everywhere she’s gone from Wrestling Midwest to High Octane Wrestling, the WfWA to Missouri Valley Wrestling. Can she add the PCW Women’s title to that list? Urban also has an impressive resume of titles to her credit from no Brand Wrestling to All-star Championship Wrestling. This is shaping up to be a remake of the ages.
PCW Title Match
TBA vs. TBA
-The winner of Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D) will meet and the winner will be the PCW Champion.
One more match added to the card:
Casey Anthony will meet ‘The Six Foot Demolition Machine’ Dawn McGill in the opening match of the night in a five minute cage match. If Anthony can survive five minutes with McGill she wins.
-a Florida judge on Friday doubled the amount Anthony had to reimburse authorities to more than $217,000 for the costs of investigating the disappearance of her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee, which means Anthony needs the money badly.