I know, I know. You’re probably thinking … his birth certificate has been an issue (as I’ve said before, that’s only because he once used it to roll a number and smoked it), and now his background as a “Constitutional scholar” is the subject of speculation .
But I have proof, hard, cold, PROOF , I tell you, that pResident Barack Obama is an expert on constitution . It’s right here in his latest stroke of brilliance, his nuclear policy :
The Obama administration is warning that the danger of a terrorist attack with nuclear weapons is increasing, but U.S. officials say the claim is not based on new intelligence and questioned whether the threat is being overstated.
President Obama said in a speech before the 47-nation Nuclear Security Summit, which concluded Tuesday, that “the risk of a nuclear confrontation between nations has gone down, but the risk of nuclear attack has gone up.”
But Henry Sokolski, a member of the congressional Commission on the Prevention of Weapons of Mass Destruction Proliferation and Terrorism, said that there is no specific intelligence on ongoing terrorist procurement of nuclear material.
“We were given briefings and when we tried to find specific intelligence on the threat of any known terrorist efforts to get a bomb, the answer was we did not have any.”
By issuing dire warnings without specific intelligence (come to think of it, has there ever been any proof of the pResident’s intelligence? ), the pResident is tipping his hand: his nuclear policy amounts to nothing more than “duck and cover” — you know, the drill you used to practice under your desk during the Cold War, or as my father used to say, “bend over, put your head between your knees, and kiss your ass goodbye.”
And there’s the evidence of the pResident’s knowledge of constitution . You see, when Zero refers to himself as a former “constitutional scholar” what he really mean is that he’s an expert on the constitution of his bowels, since he spends so much time inserting his head into them.
Now that I mention it, isn’t that really the entire Democratic Party’s only expertise?
Cross-posted at Feed Your ADHD .