An alternate delegate for Donald Trump is shaking the tin can so he can go to Cleveland to support the winningest winning winner in the history of winning: Donald Trump.

Yep. I would love for Trump and all his followers to remove themselves to Anerica and make it like it was when they were kids.

This is the pitch:

Please donate what you can, my social security income can’t handle this and I believe I can be an outstanding Trump delegate. I intend to provide my donors a full post-Convention accounting with any surplus going back to my local GOP Party to benefit local and county candidates. I will also tweet and do FB posts on the experience to allow you to be there vicariously through me.

I’m not sure I want to experience anything, real or vicarious, via this guy.

But this is the top-shelf, high performing operation that is going to deliver the nomination to Trump.