Democratic presidential candidate former Vice President Joe Biden speaks with reporters after a campaign stop at Lindy’s Diner in Keene N.H., Saturday, Aug. 24, 2019. (AP Photo/Michael Dwyer)
Yesterday, the Democrat primary field spent some 7 hours driving down CNN’s ratings and making absurd statements they will eventually have to answer for all the while earnestly debating something about as real as a Harry Potter novel.
During the time when Joe Biden was on stage, something obviously frightened him and stopped just short of going full horned lizard on us. A horned toad squirts blood from his
whatever eye when in danger.
During the debate this happened:
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) September 5, 2019
— Meghan McCain Militia (@lib_crusher) September 5, 2019
Is he ok
Biden's eye fills with blood during CNN climate town hall https://t.co/PhgldCgSnM
— Joe Gabriel Simonson (@SaysSimonson) September 5, 2019
Uh, hey guys. Joe Biden’s eye filled with blood while onstage at the CNN town hall.
This is not a photoshop: pic.twitter.com/kJRHxMP8wc
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) September 5, 2019
It is safe to say that while his staff probably spent hundreds of hours rehearsing answers so he could avoid gaffes and emphasizing the importance of not sniffing the hair of random women, they never anticipated the blood-squirting eye that is going to be most significant impression Biden made during this freak-fest.
Will this become part of his campaign persona, along with making up anecdotes? If it does, it will certainly make the Democrat primary race a lot more interesting.
Karl Marx failed to consider Joe Biden's brain trying to eject itself through the eye socket rather than fielding climate change questions.
— Karl Marx failed to consider (@marxconsiders) September 5, 2019