Just when you think you have seen it all in a crazy political season, along comes PETA to say: Hold My Glass Of Milk…errrr SOY Milk.
Enjoying a glass of milk has been something generations of Americans have done for the past century. In fact, it has been encouraged by our government and campaigns like the Got Milk push which the state of California promoted for a number of years.
Now, though, we know the truth. Drinking milk has been a sign of white supremacy all along. We all have been DUPED.
The animal rights activists PETA were the first ones to crack this code and I, like many other Americans who will read this story, might be ashamed that we didn’t know.
Maybe we will think they are just plain bat#$%^ crazy.
In an article that PETA posted called Why Cow’s Milk Is the Perfect Drink for Supremacists, they spell out this sinister plot. So maniacal, in fact, that the dairy industry was able to enlist the help of entertainers in Hollywood in the “Got Milk” campaign.
According to the article…
As when Christoph Waltz’s character in Inglorious Bastards drinks a glass of milk and a character in a pivotal scene of Get Out sips the cow secretion, dairy milk has long been embraced as a symbol of white supremacy.
Aside from “lactose-tolerant” white supremacists, cow’s milk really is the perfect drink of choice for all (even unwitting) supremacists, since the dairy industry inflicts extreme violence on other living beings. PETA is trying to wake people up to the implications of choosing this white beverage and suggesting that they choose something else pronto.
My head hurts.
So the proof we have is two scenes from movies in which fictional characters are drinking milk, and PETA is going to take that and say that drinking a daily product makes you a white supremacist? I liked your crazy theories better when you wanted animal crackers with no cages: PETA Wants Animal Crackers Depicted Without Cages. That was something we all could agree on.
Really, does everything have to go back to being racists with you crazed leftists?
Nope. They also bring up rape.
Rape is perhaps the single most heinous crime involving both power and violence. But it’s standard procedure in the dairy industry.
They go on to describe how cows are forced to get pregnant to have more cows and produce milk. Also depending on where you go to have it prepared a pretty fine streak or burger.
I fully understand if you don’t want to eat animals. I couldn’t care less. Yet when you claim that people drinking milk are wittingly or unwittingly endorsing white supremacy and you claim farmers are raping cows you are taking serious subjects and trivializing them.
Now please excuse me while I go get a well-done burger with cheese melted all over it and top it off with a mint chocolate chip ice cream cone being I don’t like getting a milk mustache after drinking a glass.
That will be my personal contribution to an industry that doesn’t represent or endorse anything these PETA people say they do.
Bon Appetite to moi.
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