…this has proven to be a safe and effective treatment for the lascivious liberal condition.

There’s an old joke about a young newly-married couple going to the doctor and asking for a birth control method with 100 percent success. The doctor says “Well, I’ll have to research that and get back to you.”

Later, in the follow-up visit, the doctor tells the couple, “I have a solution for you. Eat an apple.” The couple looks at each other and smiles, and asks “Before or after?” The doctor replies, “Instead.”

If Rick Santorum is smart he’ll keep silent on this birth control subject and wait for the media to get bored and move on.

There are fights you can win, fights you can’t win, and fights you don’t want to get within 100 feet of. I hope he can resist the bait and I hope he has some savvy advisers around him.

just don’t have sex. That would explain the amount of time some folks spend on this website.

…women should just keep their legs together. I’m glad he cleared that up for us.

Guaranteed to prevent unwanted pregnancies when held between the knees (by the female) during sexual intercourse.

Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

taxpayers have to pay for that? Spermicides, prophylactics, is somebody kidding? This is this months cause for leftists, including rude, washed up, facelifted old hags like Andrea Mitchell. Let’s have a new and/or expanded federal program, maybe we can buy their lipstick for them also. We’ll weave it in with abortion, the poor, and kick it off with a few anecdotes by Obama.
NetNuts are already referring to the War on Women, what next?

Maybe I’m biased because I have a uterus.

Maybe I’m biased because I have taken birth control pills for medical reasons even when I wasn’t sexually active.

But some old senior citizen money man for Santorum reducing a legitimate birth control debate to the proposition that “gals” like me should just keep our legs shut and everything’s solved? Pretty gross.

I was under the impression that the birth control debate that the GOP wants to have is about the clash between government mandates and religious conscience or government in general mandating free stuff be given to anyone in general.

But if it’s just about what sluts women are who take the pill? Not a winner.

…was meant to be reply to hisgirlfriday. Agree with everything you said — remark was just creepy.

nt.

I’ll second the commentary that Freiss’s joke was in poor taste and makes him come off kind of creepy… but, dang! That is a hilarious level of obliviousness coming from the MSM.

Let it be said that, if nothing else, a President Santorum would create a political comedy maelstrom the likes of which have never been seen on this planet.

To my knowledge, abstinence has only failed once in the human history..

My almost 70 year old mother said she had not heard the aspirin joke since her grandparents used to joke about it when she was little. Only in a overly sexual society would people be offended by an old man joking about women not getting pregnant IF they don’t have sex.

Funny – I got his joke the moment he said it in the video.
Two reasons I think this has become bigger than it needed to be:

1. It was a remark made by a person with an [R] by their name to a person with a [D] by their name. This is never helpful…… D’s don’t usually get jokes R’s tell.

2. Even if the D did get the joke…… they don’t want ANYONE telling them what to do with their bodies…..especially not to have sex with whomever, whenever, wherever, however they want……

Bonus: just try to imagine Andrea Mitchell with her husband……isn’t it Alan Greenspan??……. yeah, neither can I …..and I don’t want to …….

so that means these people have jobs. Despite that, liberals want to complain that these employed people can’t afford $10-$20 a month for a prescription.

I just did some Googling…Planned Parenthood gives the price range as $15-$50. Another said $9-$84. You get the lower prices by choosing generic. It also said that for the $84 pill, the cop=pay can be as high as $40.

So unless you decide to get the most expensive brand name pills and have someone else pay half the bill, it looks like many birth control pill prices don’t exceed the copay . Oh, that’s right, Obama got rid of the copay.

until I saw MSNBC associted with it. They are the short bus passengers on the MSM line. PLease don’t give much credability to anything associated with this so-called “news” channel!

in a couple of decades as their population dropped.

is typical of the idiocy we have in the “Drive by Media”. In case she reads this blog, Grace, if a woman holds an aspirin tablet, between her knees, whatever the make, it is difficult, if not impossible, to conceive a child (become pregnant).

Freiss was simply making a joke….PERIOD. Shows how idiotic our society is today that a sense of humor is now attacked. I pity those that can’t tell a joke from a serious jab. And here is proof that the responsibility rest with the female to control entry into her private parts. If it takes an aspirin to do it, so be it. But she really doesn’t need the aspirin. When a woman does what God created her to do there is not a man alive that will still want to do what God created him to want to do. Here is proof. (I hope this works)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdJqszJOYrc

Just copy and paste.

insensitive to these youngsters but in the 1950′s when i grew up that or a condom was the only method besides abstinence. Look the joke was in bad taste and absolutely is not doing Santorum any good but it shouldn’t be hurting him either. Why don’t they ask Romney that question or maybe back in the day they should have asked their favorite son JFK. All of this cultural issues is a bunch of nonsense to be asking the President anyway. Except for Obama no other President has had the time to delve into what should be congressional matters. Congress are the ones that create law not the President. You can always tell when a journalist hs nothing to write about they will write about any insignificant thing they can find. This is it for this week.

You know what is even more effective birth control than aspirin? Holding a picture of Debbie Wasserman-Schultz between your legs.

contraceptives if you buy my Viagra. OK? We really don’t need the federal guvmint to get involved here,& we don’t need rightous rhetoric for for the price of a bit more than a box of eggs,
This is not a legimate birth control debate, you do not get an abortion at your pharmacy. An outburst of rightousness is forgiveable, but bring your own wallet to the drug store.
P S, can you pay for my suppositories also?

I foun Mr. Friess reply to be a sutle swipe at the Media, and Andrea Mitchell. The was the tongue in cheek humor that was completely over the head of most Liberals including Ms Mitchell. I’m sure Mr Friess was aware that at some point Ms Mitichell planned to bring up the issue of contraceptives vs the Catholic Church. The Media knows of Santorum’s stand and I’m sure they sought to harm Santorum by having his donor Mr Friess on as to set him up. The joke truly is on the media, the same media who painted Bill Clintons romp in the White House as nothing more than…sex…no big deal! It was almost to obvious how Mr. Friess flustered Ms Mitchell with his moral slap to Ms Mitchell and the Media in general. The above article is proof that the “Free Love anti-establishment former hippies of the sixties” media mentality was bewildered that morality is as simple as a word picture of an Aspirin between a womans legs. Considering that the President was insisting that this was a “Women’s health issue” the focus was naturally on women, but being adults it does take two to tango and one’s morality is another’s frustration. This “word picture” was more than a bad joke it was in my view a poke in the eye to the former “Free Love anti-establishment former hippies of the sixtes mentality” adopted by the Liberal thought process where choices mean nothing and consequences are the governments problem. No better argument than the Presidents own “I don’t want them stuck with a baby.” As somehow a baby is after problem of recreational sex and therefore disposable. They have no problem using a pill to rid them of a pregnancy from recreational sex much like an Aspirin to relieve a headache. They can’t grasp the thought of anything being held between the legs of a woman as a moral thought…their morailty is the pill to rid them of “a baby” Funny that they will use the term baby in conversation but to defend abortion the must call it something other than what it is.. that being a baby. Nancy Pelosi had to comment about teaching Republicans about biology, that definatly would be a laugh a second but that is a comment for another time..
I can’t figure out the difference though of that standard joke concerning sex.. “Not to night I have a headache.” Wow a mood killer…

Liberals fun to laugh at,
but confusing as hell frozen over.