Gov. John Kasich was on "Fox News Sunday" this morning, and he was really happy about it. So happy, in fact, that he didn't want to leave. ... Ever.
And he almost didn't. Warning: this video will forever remove your ability to even:
Dude. I died on my insides. I am dead. I am a dead person who died watching a clip of John Kasich.
If someone doesn't autotune this or put it in a campaign video then the world doesn't make sense to me anymore. What I'm saying is "ha ha, lame!"
Kasich. ... ... bruh.