This was posted at the group blog FreeRepublic this afternoon by username NewJerseyJoe and it is already trending in social media. I need you to make this into a song. I need someone to sing it, and someone to play the music, and I need a video of Trump scenes in the background, and I need it now.

AMERICA NEEDS IT NOW.

The guy has rewritten (obviously) “I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)” by Meatloaf, and turned it into a Trump and Trump fan parody. This is only part of it, NewJerseyJoe has actually rewritten the entire song and you can read the full version at FreeRepublic.

I’d Do Anything for Trump (But I Won’t Do Facts)

And I would do anything for Trump
I’d toss away my vote, like that

I would do anything for Trump
He’ll always lead me on with his circus act

But I’ll never forget how very angry I feel
Right now, no way
And I would do anything for Trump, but I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts

Anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for Trump, but I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts

And some days he acts so crazy
And some days he’s a big blowhard
Some days he won’t debate at all, and these are the days that never end

And some nights he says they’re all liars
And some nights he’s not so nice
Some nights he’ll suddenly change and then Planned Parenthood is good again

Maybe he’s crazy, but he’ll insult and he’ll sue
I think he can save me, though there’s no way that could be true

As long as my brain is adjourning
As long as I’m no longer learning
As long as fake dreams are all that he sells
You’d better believe it, that I would do

Anything for Trump
And I’ll be there though he has no tact
I would do anything for Trump, though all my values are attacked
But I’d never forgive myself if I hadn’t stopped thinking, this year
And I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for Trump, but I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts

I would do anything for Trump
Anything he says on the stump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Jump as high as he says to jump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Put my nose right up in his rump, but I just won’t do facts

And some days I agree with the violence
And some days I pledge Trump my soul
Some days I just shut my eyes and believe in the numbers at the polls

And some nights I lose my fandom
And some nights I forget the goal
Some nights I forget who I am and say only Trump can make me whole

Maybe I’m brainwashed, that’s all I’m qualified to be
That’s just one and only, one and only quality he seeks

As long as his mouth is churning
As long as my ears are burning
As long as I hear what I want to hear
You’d better believe it, that I would do

Anything for Trump
And you know it’s true and that’s exact
I would do anything for Trump, and he knows it and he’s counting on that
But I’ll never think for myself like I used to do — so long, so long
I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump, but I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts
No, no, no, I won’t do …

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