Senator Bernie Sanders has beaten Hillary Clinton in today's Kansas Caucus, announced the Democrat party a short time ago to what was surely the sound of joyous kazoos.
Hillary has been tamping down expectations the last few days as it became clear she was not going to perform well, and especially after the Oklahoma results on Tuesday. This makes 6 wins for Bernie and 10 for Hillary.
CNN reports that March looks pretty dry for Bernie from here on out, but that his campaign is expecting big things in April. Either way, we can all take a minute to enjoy the thought that somewhere Hillary is beating up a hobo or throwing donuts at her staff in rage. Or taking a nap.
Also, in other jokes, I guess you could say that Bernie is nipping at her heels. Because of that time she barked? Ah we have fun.