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EPA Shutting Three of its Doors Permanently for $300,000 Savings

Maybe they could show us what's behind door number four?

The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is suddenly on the side of budget restraint and savings and wants you to know that they are looking out for your dollar:

The Environmental Protection Agency is shuttering three staff-only entrances at its Washington headquarters starting this weekend as part of a “budget-driven decision to reduce expenses” for building security, according to an e-mail sent to agency staffers in recent days.

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Security for the building costs $7.8 million annually; closing the three staff entrances will save the agency $300,000, according to EPA spokeswoman Alisha Johnson.

Security for the EPA’s headquarters runds close to $8 million annually, but after a six month employee traffic-flow study (which I can only assume cost about $300k to produce) they’ve managed to cut some corners and save the tax payers a couple of bucks.

While I appreciate the effort, I can recommend a few other doors they might want to consider instead.

They could start by ending their proposed Maximum Achievable Control Technology (MACT) rule which will have a substantial cost to the economy, job creation, as well as the ability for power companies to produce you know…power.

The stated purpose of the rule is to reduce pollution but could force the shut down of enough coal-fired power plants to equal about 30-70 gigawatts of electricity nationwide.  For perspective, 1 gigawatt of energy powers about 750,000 homes.

After that, they could mosey on over to the Cross State Air Pollution Rule (CASPR) which, along with MACT, will cost the economy over 1.44 million jobs over the next seven years in addition to raising everyone’s cost of living by boosting their power bills.

The cost to the economy between these two rules alone would be billions of dollars that make the $300k in security savings seem absolutely backwards in terms of agency prioritization.

EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson loves to tout the agency’s ability to “get their money’s worth” out of their programs and regulations:

“For every $1 we have spent, we have gotten $40 of benefits in return. So you can say what you want about EPA’s business sense. We know how to get a return on our investment.”

Excellent work Lisa!  You’ve proved again what a fantastic business investment the EPA is for the American people.  And given that you guys are so great internally with your money, I suppose we can look past the coal plants that are having to shut down and shutter jobs in order to keep up with your green agenda:

Kentucky power companies Louisville Gas and Electric (LG&E) and Kentucky Utilities (KU) said new, stricter, federal environmental regulations will force them to retire three older, coal-fired power plants.

So while it’s great that they have found some doors that, when closed, will save the taxpayer $300 thousand, I’d sleep a whole lot better if I knew they weren’t simultaneously asking for an additional $21 billion to hire over 230 thousand new employees for the sole purpose of having enough bureaucrats to handle the mess they are making of the energy sector.

Thank you for closing those 3 doors Environmental Protection Agency.  Now do America a favor and close the rest of them.

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COMMENTS

  • http://punditpawn.wordpress.com punditpawn

    Must be union-staffed security at that price. I’m sure the private sector can do it cheaper than that.

  • snowshooze

    I’d like to know what we would save if we closed the entire building.
    If we dug it out of the ground and started a landfill, I bet we could actually turn a PROFIT.

    • http://www.mullinslawoffices.com/ Jim Mullins

      If we closed the entire building, we might save what remains of the private sector.

      • izoneguy

        N/T

  • Thomas_Alan

    Repeat it to yourself…$100,000 for a freakin’ door. Down the hole.

    • acat

      And I think they’re low.

      Just sketching this out on a napkin, but .. if we assume that an employee entrance is manned from when the morning people arrive, around 7:00am, until when the late-night staff leave, 7:00pm, it would need to be staffed 60 hours a week. Let’s assume they work half days on weekends and .. 72 hours a week.

      That’s enough hours for two guards working
      8 hour shifts with some overlap at heavier times or covering for one another on lunch breaks, smoke breaks, and union-induced breaks.

      Does anyone really believe a unionized federal employee in D.C. makes as low as $50k/year ?

      Mew

      • Thomas_Alan

        Why do you need a security guard to man an employee entrance? You can have one guy working all the employee entrances from a room. Card swiping and fingerprint scanners are relatively cheap. That’s what most public building do from my experience.

        • acat

          Yes, some public buildings do that, lots of private ones do, but .. this is the EPA.

          They said $100k to secure a door.

          Unless they’re buying the Pentagon’s $2400 hammers or something, I just don’t see a hardware solution costing that much.

          Mew

  • banzaibob

    $100,000 per door at the EPA. Just think if we close the rest of the doors. Then we can start with the Deptartments of Education and Energy. Next the NLRB, Commerce.

    Who needs a stinking Super Committee when all you have to do is close these.

    • davesinsanantonio

      the folks who want to raise our taxes, of course. You didn’t really think they wanted the Super Committee to propose spending cuts, did you?

  • ombd

    … and, if we’re lucky, other agencies will follow suit. After the reports this week of sleeping workers at Census and exploding toilets at GSA, shutting the doors would advance public safety! You can’t make this stuff up … http://www.ombudizen.com/

    • Thomas_Alan

      I was a census worker for a few weeks. I’d estimate I spent 30% of my time there either talking about, or filling out my timecard.

      Next time, they should outsource to UPS.

  • gwalt

    Shut down EPA.
    Rinse, repeat.
    Shut down DOE,
    Rinse, repeat.
    Shut down NEA.
    Rinse, repeat.
    Shut down NLRB.
    Rinse, repeat.
    Shut down OBAMA.

    There, that’s a pretty good start.

  • kywrite

    Having lived under one of the shuttering plants, I can’t say I’m shedding tears about it going – it was a particularly dirty plant that caused quite a bit of property damage with acidic particulates. However, it’s a real shame that Kentuckians are going to have to pay even more for their utilities because it’s so nigh impossible to build nuclear power plants in the area due to the high level of activism – makes it much easier to throw up your hands and build coal.

    It also sucks that this will heavily impact Kentucky’s coal industry, which so many in Appalachia and Western Kentucky depend heavily on. Kentucky already has some of the most impoverished counties in the country in those regions. But I guess Obama’s admin doesn’t much care about negative impact to red states, particularly red states that elect gadflies like Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul.