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Snooki Laments McCain Not Winning Election, Blasts Obama

By: BigGator5 (Diary)  |  June 8th, 2010 at 06:48 AM  | 

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When you’ve lose Snooki, you’ve lost the nation (Via MsUnderestimated):

This was hilarious… was from the pre-MTV Movie Awards show “Jersey Shore.” Snookie’s boyfriend was giving her a 3rd layer of a spray tan, and Snookie said she’s sworn off “tanning-tanning” because of Obama’s 10% tax on it. She goes on to opine that McCain wouldn’t have done it because he needs a tan.


It’s been said a billion times and it will most likely be said a billion times again on this site: Eletions have consequences, Snooki.

I know this might be a little trival, but this reminds me of my grandfather. My grandfather was a huge Obama supporter. Voted for the man. Me and my dad were rolling our eyes about how he was sucker in by The One. I simply could not understand how me and my dad saw right through him, but my grandfather did not.

However my grandfather’s eyes are now open. I spoke with him a few weeks ago and he said he cannot believe he was taken in by the smooth talker. I repeat, my grandfather LOVED Obama and couldn’t stop talking about how wonderful he was going to be. A little more than a year later in office and already has alienated the only fan in this family.

But I digress. I’m not a single issue guy, but we all knew this tan tax would come and hurt Obama. He owns this tax and there is no one he can blame for this tax.

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PS: Thanks to the person who promoted this to the front page! It is truly an honor!

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  • bk

    Apparently that is the next trick that’s coming.

    • http://www.redstate.com/biggator5/ BigGator5

      I honestly don’t think so. He’s not the type to be bought off. My grandfather, like many others, saw only what the wanted to see in Obama.

      I like to think others also now see Obama for what he is and the only people still with Obama are big government liberals who knew Obama was a big government liberal as well.

  • Charles Cianfrocca

    nt

    • blooch

      Or maybe their great great grandsons.

      Keep a movin’ Dan, he’s the devil not a man, and he wants to harsh your tan with taxes….

      • Richard Mullins

        blooch, I think that you seem to remember some. Getting stuff to fit might be hard for either Marty Robbins or Sons of the Pioneers. I guess “Ghost riders in the sky” should work.

        • blooch

          I’ve got the most taxes north of El Paso,

          But the one I love most is the tax on your tan,

          And I’ll tax some more stuff if I keep the Congress,

          Like slap Coppertone with a VAT, if I can.

  • callawyn

    That tanning salon tax is bound to have a Disparate Impact! Why isn’t Al Sharpton starting a riot over this? Someone call the ACLU, I need a pro-bono lawyer to sue the feds over this under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act!

    /snark off

  • phototiger

    It doesn’t surprise me that this mental midget is late to the party. After all, she’s not just a “reality TV star,” but one who’s on MTV at that. At least she’s finally arrived at something the rest of the nation knows, unlike Arianna Huffington, et al.