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It’s the End of the Word As We Know It (Again)

And I still feel fine.

Today is Do-Over Day for Harold Camping and his EOTW prediction.  Yes, kids, today’s the day that The Big One will occur and the world will come to an end.

And I forgot to take a vacation day today.

So, here’s an open thread for you to mull over what you should be doing on this, your last day on Earth.  I have some work to do this morning, then I’ll be watching Top Gear this evening.  But in the meantime, I’ll be thinking on Matthew 24:36, and I hope Harold is doing the same.

Discuss.

NOTE: As member CincoSolas_del_Bronx mentions in the comments, I typo’d the title.  It wasn’t intentional, but considering how Mr. Camping has apparently neglected to pay attention to the basics of Matt 24, I’ll just leave it that way.  The title was INTENDED to refer to this:

COMMENTS

  • CincoSolas_del_Bronx

    Dr. C’s having played fast and loose with the Word being at the root of this, as you pointed out.

  • Repair_Man_Jack

    Bucky “Effing” Dent strikes again?

    Moammar Khadafy, the vile dictator who for decades suffocated his people under an oppressive regime while unleashing a campaign of overseas terrorism that included blowing up a jumbo jet, was heroically erased from the earth yesterday — apparently by a young gun-slinging Yankee fan.

    Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/moammar_gets_yankee_capped_yGWwRz5ZBSoF2XjCvzengJ#ixzz1bQChAjSK

  • http://www.nighttwister.com NightTwister

    ..no–text..

  • Bill S

    But you’re right – I think I’ll just leave it that way and annotate the posting.

  • Tbone

    at the last debate, I think she could upgrade her appeal if she continued the theme in the next debate with this little number. Anchors away!

    http://a57.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/U.S./382/516/sexysailorvs.gif

  • westcoastpatriette

    ,,

  • Justin Spagnolo (standardcandle)

    I thought she more looked like an older more serious Princess Leia at Hoth in Empire Strikes Back…

  • Justin Spagnolo (standardcandle)

    Some believer is getting punked by their family as they stumble upon empty clothing laid out as an unfinished melting bowl of ice cream and a T.V. set to “static” gives the appearance of a sudden disappearance.

  • tyman

    Michele wore that to compliment Han Solo (aka Mitt Romney)

    I guess that would make Rick Perry be Darth Vader. (Cue the imperial theme)

    Herb could be Lando Calrissian
    Huntsman could be Boba Fett (something about the eyes and skin color)…besides, he’s a bounty hunter
    Newt could be an Ewok
    Santorum could be Jar Jar Binks or some other annoying, yappy character
    Ron Paul could be the Emperor

    Seriously, without her hair pulled back, I would’ve never noticed how truly cute her ears are!

  • Justin Spagnolo (standardcandle)

    But if we’re gonna play this game… this is the best I could do.

    Corrections:
    Mitt Romney as the Wookie (Tall wooley gargler of nonsense, that will tear your arms off if you bring up any Mitt Flop – i.e. “let the wookie win” meme that Candi-Bots and MSM push)
    Rick Perry: Han Solo
    Rick Santorum: C3PO
    Newt: Obi-Wan-Kenobi
    Ron Paul: Ton Ton that saves Luke’s life.
    Herman Cain: Mace Windu
    Ewoks: Precinct Committeemen.
    Huntsman: Calrissian – the politician traitor, that rejoins the rebel forces.

    Unfortunately we don’t have a Luke, and Reagan was Yoda.

    Emperor: Obama
    Darth Vader: Collective MSM
    Count Dooku: Joe Biden.
    Admiral Kendal Ozzel: Harry Reid (destroyed for incompetence)
    Storm Troopers: Every other democrat.

  • acat

    Nothing else to say, really.

    Mew

  • acat

    You may be onto something, Justin… I seem to recall hearing that in the original arc, the battle on Endor in “RevengeReturn of the Jedi” was supposed to take place on the Wookie planet of Kashyyk. (sp?).. but they’d shown Chewie to be too bright and technologically advanced for it to be believable…

    Just as the Tea Partying Ewoks reject Mitt…

    Mew

    p.s. a fitting end for Luap Nor… and I don’t want to find out whether he just smells bad on the outside either!

  • tyman

    I was trying to emphasize the growing relationship between Mitt and Michele as well as play off some of my own observations.

    The Rick Perry as Darth Vader was very sarcastic, BTW (if Mitt were Han Solo).
    I like Perry as Han Solo much better!

    I like Mitt as Chewie much better, too.

    Yes, I thought about Newt as Obi-Wan but he does look like an Ewok, to me.

    Yeah, I can see Herb as Mace Windu, but in my thinking Lando was Han Solo’s buddy (he also appeared to betray Han, even though he saved his life).

    Oh, here’s one…Obama’s teleprompter as General Grievous.

  • tyman

    nt

  • acat

    ya gotta be a hardcore Star Wars geek to get that reference.

    Mew

  • CincoSolas_del_Bronx

    no m

  • Justin Spagnolo (standardcandle)

    notext.

  • CincoSolas_del_Bronx

    I have completely avoided comment on Mr. Cain’s three nines–and will refuse to comment here on any aspect of its details–for the simple, if pathetic, reason that I cannot begin to comprehend the particulars of its ramifications, which puts me at the non-falsifiable presumed mercy of whoever–including Mr. Cain–claims to provide those particulars.

    I am possessed, however, of a rather keen intuitive sense of probability of outcome–an ability which I think more voters would also possess than tax-code expertise. In that light, the mere presentation of the plan in the form of three discrete and–until today, apparently, fixed–numbers has set off alarm bells having nothing to do with the plan and everything to do with the character of the man behind it.

    Here’s my question: don’t you suspect that many voters hear those bells as well? Whether from a lifetime of shopping acumen: “$9.99? Betcha it’s not worth more’n $7.50″ or from the gut sense which prevents most from becoming inveterate gamblers: “Too many slots–horses–teams–numbers–unturned cards to stand a chance. I still wanna eat come Thursday.” many of us develop a healthy awareness that favorable odds decrease at a staggeringly inverse rate to the number of variables involved.

    One of the lessons I taught my kids was that on the streets of the Bronx, the more unnecessary details the stranger gives, the higher the likelihood he’s going to con you. If it’s “where’s Davidson Ave?” yelled out of a car at a stop light, walk over and be as helpful as you can. But if it’s “my daughter’s real sick cause she needs dialyisis and I gotta get to St. Barnabas to give consent but my wife took the car before she called and I left my keys in the apartment with my wallet when I changed outta my NYPD uniform after overtime and so I gotta have carfare”, and he’s walking the wrong way to boot, well, you smile and nod and tell him you’ll pray for him and go on your way.

    Here’s the math I do with three nines:

    1) assume that each is the midpoint of a range 0-19 (yes, I have seen NT push it to 29 or 39–but I prefer the stability of conservative cutting rebuttals!)
    2) 20**3=8000

    Which screams at me, out of at least 8000 (or 160000, if, as others have pointed out, other variables may be involved) possible choices of (merely) intergral targets for a “best solution” to the tax issue, why would a candidate pin his entire hopes of success for governing this vast and amazing country by tying his fortune–and by implication, that of his country–to a single—again, until today, apparently, fixed–pick?

    That has nothing to do with numbers and everything to do with the man.

  • acat

    My opinion remains that 9-9-9 is a way to start a conversation that’s long overdue, not an end destination. Even Cain made this clear, that it’s “phase 1 of 2″ where the second is the so-called FAIR-tax.

    Taken as just that, a way to break the ice and start looking for Mr. Perot’s devils, 9-9-9 is a very good set of numbers to start with. As an actual plan? I’d rather try my luck at 3 card monte.

    Mew

  • Justin Spagnolo (standardcandle)

    You have each number effects 1 rate (percentage) applied to 3 separate criteria.

    So you would have 0-39 (40 point scale) applied to 1 criteria for each.

    So at most 120 possible variations of 3 rates.

    The balance behind the 3 rates is what is questioned most emphatically. But the takeaway from your comment is… Don’t buy what the salesman is selling until you’ve got some good analysis by a trusted source to go over the fine print.

    Cain’s process in determining the 9′s is because their “analysis” is that 9% in those three revenue streams is the lowest you could go without being a “regressive” revenue generation.

    Their analysis is wrong… because they presume that they can squeeze the same 9% from enough 30,000/yr income earners as they can squeeze 35% from a 1,000,000/yr income earner… and they supposedly do this by drawing down consumption revenues…

    It’s a static analysis a best, and it assumes that the “pie” stays the same… those number would have to be adjustable… because contributions in those 3 criteria will still be subject to market cycles.

    There are so many holes in the logic of 9-9-9 that it really scares me… I think Newt is being kind when he says at least Cain is putting himself out there.

    I think Perry’s got GREAT advisors… I think there is a reason Perry hasn’t jumped into the fray of a 59 point plan or a 999 type plan…clearly he’s not going to make Tax Reform the focal point of Job creation based on some very faulty presumptions in the Cain camp or in the Romney camp.

    Don’t get me wrong Tax reform is needed. But not nearly as much a Balanced Budget is Needed.

    What better way to get out of businesses way than to defend regulatory powers of the Executive by not providing either Republican or Democrat presidents a runaway train of spending to “get the job done”.

  • CincoSolas_del_Bronx

    See, hearing that from someone who, from many indicators, has done his homework goes a long way to turning off the alarm bells which had drowned out the critical “not an end destination”. In that light, for me and my dummy kinsmen, I would suggest that perhaps Mr. Cain weave more quickly into his narrative–again, as he may have done today–greater reference to principle and the acknowledgment of work-in-progress: “it might end up 8-7-10.5″ or 9-11-7 for most of you and maybe there’s some for whom it won’t be” and less of the sounds-too-good slogan.

  • Justin Spagnolo (standardcandle)

    Great Scott! This was atrocious… let me rephrase:

    What better way to get out of the way of businesses, than to defund regulatory powers of the Executive by not providing either Republican or Democrat presidents a runaway train of spending to ?get the job done?.

  • CincoSolas_del_Bronx

    My math assumes independence of the 3 rates:

    0%-19%: 20**3 = 8,000
    0%-29%: 30**3 = 27,000
    0%-39%: 40**3 = 64,000 rather than your 120.

    (my 160,000 assumed a fourth rate: 20**4 )

    But there are certainly much bigger things afoot. Thanks for shedding some light for me on the plan itself.

  • tngal

    theoretically, if its five oclock somewhere, then is today yesterday elsewhere? Could today be the end of the world for a couple of countries? But that wouldn’t be the end of the whole world then would it? Its enough to give someone a brain fart. Camping really needs to explain these things better.

  • Justin Spagnolo (standardcandle)

    I understand your calculations reflect the total possibilities of 3 combined rates… but this isn’t applicable because the three taxes don’t necessarily apply to all individuals or entities. Regardless of the exponential calculation of combined possibilities of 3 rates…you only have 40 points per criteria and a maximum of 2 applying to any entity…. and you still wouldn’t square it because these are rates that are meant to be somewhat static… I stated variations not exponential combined possibilities … its not like you’re playing a slot machine and trying to draw 3 7′s or 3 cherries with each lever… much more practically 9 isn’t the mid point…. it would likely be the floor,at least that is.the floor according to Cain.

    At any rate in a 999 schematic there is too much volatility. Once you add empowerment zones or throw out the national sales exemptions… you just have a regressive plan that is easily manipulated by Congress.

    We need a BBA.

  • CincoSolas_del_Bronx

    which is entirely about perception. As I stated at the outset, I am simply incapable of commenting on the rationale for the selection of any one of the nines as the best number in its slot–as I suspect many other likely voters are as well. To one such, the three rates–especially when Mr. Cain himself, contra your “[9] would likely be the floor,at least that is.the floor according to Cain” has now posited at least one scenario in which one rate should be 0–seem to be independent variables highly unlikely to be proven the very best combination of rates in reality, and therefore not wisely chosen as a central campaign slogan. If the slogan should now be rendered “9-9-9, with a limited engagement of 9-0-9 in an empowerment zone near you”, what will it sound like next week?

  • Justin Spagnolo (standardcandle)

    Dummy or not Cain has confused many with his evolving plans and positions

  • CincoSolas_del_Bronx

    I would of course vote for Mr. Cain in the general–my upthread expression of concern about the man vs. the plan was simply to delineate in which balance I–one species of dummy–am currently being swayed to measure him due to his pinning the numbers so tightly to his name only to find that they may need to be adjusted, as with Mr. Hubble’s (not-so-)constant.

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