CW

By all means, yes, please do start calling them “The Obama Tax Cuts”! And good luck in 2012!!

the more they seem to stay the same.”

Here… Use *MY* pen.

“Gee, I never thought YOU’D be the one to start missing me!”

…they could be calling it the Obama tax hikes.

nt

here, here, annnnnd here. You can use my pen.

Betcha you wished you were married to someone nice like Laura, too.

“Yeah, I heard how you signed that children’s book you wrote, “Of Thee I Sing” for that school library.Odd you wouldn’t sign one for that little boy though…Anyway, I thought you might like an autographed copy of my Tax Cuts Bill to take home with you in 2012.”

“You won, but I win.”

Just sign to claim your inheritance. You can keep the pen, too.

“Barak, I told you that even good lies will only get you so far.”

I like the contest Toby…

So, will the media start calling them “the Obama tax cuts for the wealthy”?

“Did you want this pen or a hammer for the nail in your political coffin?”

…looks like you misunderstimated the American People!

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” Alright, alright already. I’ll keep helpin ya for the next year or two. Jest quit yer whinin’.

material to write your memoirs: Nightmares from my father.

“OK, you can call it “The Obama Tax Cuts” if you give me some credit for
your. . .Never mind.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him!

So when you sign this, will you blame the economic recovery on me too?

“Looks like I am the change you’ve been waiting for.”

What? You want me to speak at the press conference too?

“Funny ain’t it? You even sign everything with your LEFT hand… Cracks me up every time.”

You have to sign it to find out what’s in it.

appreciates what you are doing. Even the corpsemen.

I´ll sign it for you, but you have to keep a signed copy of my book ¨Decision Points¨ on your desk in the oval office.

Here, you can use mine.

I think Yogi Berra said that first.

Does this mean I get to ride up front with you now, or do I still have to keep ridin’ in the back seat?

and have an ethanol summit in the Rose Garden?”

You gotta give credit to those Republican bomb-throwers and hostage-takers. They sure know how to craft and advance a tax package that more than 70% of American voters absolutely love … while improving YOUR poll ratings.

First you boomf an intern, and THEN you screw over your party. Oh, I see…you’re afraid of Hillary, too. Heh heh heh

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Activists Taking Action: Unified Patriots

nt

#1 “Don’t worry Barry, you can try to wreck the economy again next year”

#2 “Reality’s a B!tch, ain’t it?”

…..why don’t you let me send you over my full agenda to sign for the next two years. Bill and Hillary can announce each one.

I never left”

…without a Dubya.”
or
“A funny thing happened while you were on your way back from the golf course.”
or
“You can use this pen. It’s the only thing around here that doesn’t leak.”
or
“Look at it this way – at least you don’t have to throw a baseball anywhere.”
or
“And you thought the only elbow to the mouth came in basketball games…”
or
“So your dog’s not the only one in the White House that rolls over.”

At least you don’t have to turn your head and cough this time.

This republic was not established by cowards; and cowards will not preserve it. ~~Elmer Davis

I am stone forged from the fires of creation into flesh ~~Pamela1631

The greatest civilization is one where all citizens are equally armed and can only be persuaded, never forced.~~Maj. L. Caudill, USMC (Ret.)

The Concord Project: Fighting for Freedom in the Fall

“Ok, I’m only gonna show you how to do this one more time…”

“Just a guess here young fella but I think this pen will get more good done in a few seconds than all the rest you’ve tried in the last two years.”

“Are you still ticked that you can’t blame Sarah Palin for this?”

“What did you expect, a Rose Garden?”

“Remember, pointy end down…”

All due respect for Patsy Cline:
“craaaazy….craazy for thinking we loved you…”

The next two with appropriate Beatles music in background:
“Yesterday… all my troubles seemed so far away…”

“I really don’t wanna hold your haaaaaand… I reeeeeeealy dooooon’t”

And finally…
“Merry Christmas Mr. President!”

Weren’t you talking about an exit strategy?…

“Sign on the dotted line, Emperor Hirohito!”

That’s what your base is calling you now.

“On behalf of William Jefferson Clinton by Barry Obama, his Attorney in Fact”

“This is a big F&*%ing deal!”

…instead of Lady Gaga and the Dems

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and danged if you don’t. Hehehe.
$14,000,000,000,000 in debt and its just getting worse. Hehehe.
You’re screwed buddy!

Never let a Hostage Crisis go to waste, Mr. President.

Does this mean we don’t have to ride in back anymore?

And I thought the twins were petulant.

Come on out to the ranch after the election, Mr. President. I don’t think you’ll be so busy then.

Well all right! You finally got it in “D”!

Cheer up, Mr. President. They didn’t like me either.

Yes, we can!

At least you never said “Read my lips.”

hee hee…I call this my “hope and change pen”.

9pm on Sunday night. I will go over all the captions, and post the winning entry (along with some runner-ups) on Monday morning.

Thanks for taking part. I laughed a lot with these captions.

She was late for her staff Christmas party.

But if you still want to try falling on it …be my guest.

OR

Mission Accomplished!

“You can’t spell ‘win’ without a dubya.” Great line!