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RS Saturday Morning Caption Contest – 01-15-2011

By: TobyToons (Diary)  |  January 15th, 2011 at 08:00 AM  | 

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Caption Contest

This cartoon will be taking caption suggestions from 8:00am Saturday (01-15-2011) until Sunday night at 9:00pm. This top three captions along with honorable mentions will be listed on Monday morning.

Have fun, and thanks for participating.

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  • http://www.redstate.com/etcartman Kenny Solomon

    1. The scene takes place January 22, 2013.

    “Fill ‘er up ?…… Yessir, will do…… You want fries with that ?”

  • rsjt

    “Pssst, my buddies up the street sell the Chevy Volt. Just sayin.”

  • billincsprings

    Will that be dirty planet destroying regular? $7.50 a gallon. Planet polluting premium? $8.00 a gallon. or Carbon Free? $2365.99

  • blaze422

    No, my fellow Americans it is actually true…
    The check is in the mail
    You can

  • hoosierdadindy

    ‘Trust me, this won’t hurt.’

  • proudmarinemom

    “And I’d like to thank my friends in Riyadh, Dubai, Bahrain and Abuuu Abooo Der– Hey, Rahm, how do you say that last one?”

    • Superheater

      Sorry, BHO would have to be bowing for that to work..

  • sharonmcp

    “Of course you’ve been hosed. You didn’t really believe that Hope and Change stuff, did ya?”

  • http://pocketchangeproductions.net/ anotherindyfilmguy

    What do you mean “where does it go”?

    • http://pocketchangeproductions.net/ anotherindyfilmguy

      “Anyone gotta match? Anyone?”

  • loganyung

    When you get to the front of the line, you will need to show your Obama2012 Contribution Card.

  • loganyung

    When you get to the front of the line, you will need to show your Obama2012 Contribution Card.

  • proudmarinemom

    “You can trust your car
    To the Man who Wears a Star,
    You can trust your Audis
    to the Man Who Bows to Saudis…hhmm hhhmm hhmm”

    • sharonmcp

      good one!

  • n2dstormwego

    In a parody of the old Texaco Star Jingle, we find Obama singing:

    “You can Trust your Car to the Man who wears the Star, the big Red Communist Star !”

    • jeffex11

      You got my vote!!!! the next in the series is Obama pulling a characterized Joe Biden out of the dipstick Checking the oil. BP oil

    • msctex

      Drat.

  • jeffex11

    “Uh , Um , some of you remember the days of H&S green stamps at the local ESSO station. I’m bringin’ em back .

    If you make less than $250, 000 dollars you can keep your current vehicle . For every gallon YOU buy we will give you a GAS STAMP to make the evil rich pay for your fuel.

    I pulled your car out of the ditch… the least you can do is vote for ME in 2012″

  • proudmarinemom

    where’s that Buick you wanted me to vacuum?”

  • ss396

    “Rationing was so much easier than Cap and Trade”

    P.S. What on earth made you think of a uniformed gas station attendant? I haven’t seen that breed for 40 years.

    • acat

      Last two states that still mandate full-service gas pumps. Not sure there’s a “uniform” for most of ‘em, but I recall at least one station in ‘Jersey had ‘em.

      Mew

      • macwell

        We New Jerseians are too stupid to be able to figure out how to pump our own gas, so we’re waiting for some shulp to hack over and fill our tanks.

        • Deskpilot

          it’s a TRIPLE barrel win in NJ:
          1) The lowest gas prices in the NJ PA DE NY corridor. NJ is long enough that a high number of drivers will buy gas in NJ as opposed to DE 24 mi I-95 fm PA to MD. All they HAVE to do is pay a toll to get out. Motor Fuel tax ends up in a different bucket in DelDOT than toll $$$.
          2) Once the Shlup has run my CC into the pump and takes responsibility for pumping accurately, I can go into the store and take care of business and spend money in there. Two financial transactions happening CONCURRENTLY. Can’t do that in too many places. Just think, filling one tank while draining another
          3) One less person collecting unemployment.
          I always make of point of buying gas in NJ for just those three reasons, IN THAT ORDER.

  • ptowner

    and I’ll fill ‘er up with Premium Sunshine!

  • proudmarinemom

    with this hat on, don’t I look like Doug MacArthur?”

  • ithos

    The environment thanks you
    Our middle east brothers thank you
    my crony capitalist friends thank you
    and most of all my left wing radical agenda thanks you

  • schooky

    YOUR CHANGE STOPS HERE!

  • proudmarinemom

    “In these days when tensions are runnin’ high, we cannot resort to violent rhetoric. I’m asking each and every American to stop puttin’ ‘Tigers in their Tanks’ when Tiggers, or even Piglets, would suffice. Or kittens. There is nothin’ violent about kittens.”

  • ithos

    A gluttonous 5% consumes 25% of the worlds oil?
    Not anymore they don’t!

  • freemanja1991

    For me and my friends only.

  • eastbaylarry

    just wait until you buy some of this unicorn-tear fuel!

  • proudmarinemom

    “I raise you up,
    So I can bow to OPEC,
    I raise you up
    To bring you to your knees,
    I am strong-er
    Than that stupid Chen-ey,
    I raise you up
    Through crude commodities.”

    • ocleverone

      Very well done.

  • michigan

    “Where are they? Oh, I guess everyone has had their fill.”

  • michigan

    “Where are they? Oh, I guess everyone has had their fill.”

  • gillis7

    “Hey Bill, I think we have enough here to burn the WHOLE THING down this time”

  • actuarius

    Under my scheme of cap and trade energy prices will necessarily sky rocket

  • gillis7

    remember the GM & Chrysler dealers? under our next takeover ,only the station owners who are registered Democrats will be allowed to keep their franchise in “Obamexxon”,

  • ericstenner

    Up ahead on the left, just past the windmills. But you probably don’t have enough gas to get there. Here’s your change.

  • gillis7

    The Obama Administration , adding fuel to the fire since 2009

  • chbroussard

    YES, the gas is $5/gallon, and NO I am not Jimmy Carter.

  • gillis7

    The economy’s on fire? Here let me pour this on it.

  • pamela1631

    It gets 75 miles per gallon, but unfortunately smells really bad.
    Check your tire pressure while I’m at it?

  • wolfeman

    Before I can pump your very LIBERAL monthly allotment of 1 gallon of ethanol for the very fair price of $12.99.

  • fideist

    Where’s my teleprompter?

  • averagevoterdotcom

    Can I fill you up with some Hope and Change? It won’t cost you a nickel. I promise.

  • averagevoterdotcom

    Can I fill you up with some Hope and Change? I promise, it won’t cost you a nickel.

  • fpete13527

    …….told me we can “absorb” $500 / gallon

  • throwback59

    “No, I didn’t say ‘Gas hole.”

  • concap

    Bend over
    With everything else
    You won

  • SoFiMil
  • concerneduscitizen1776

    1. Over regulate an industry = cause oil prices to rise… Wonder if that works on poll numbers too?

    2. Answering a question from the Reporters:
    Reporter: Pres Obama, how do think the country can address the recent surge in oil prices?
    Obama: Rainbows and Unicorns. Powered all those cars during the 79 energy crisis too!

    3. The notion of rationing healthcare is just ludicrous. The US Government has never suggested rationing of a scarce resource…… except during that 1979 energy crisis thingy…

  • BigGator5

    “Honest, this is Bush’s fault!”

    I’m shocked that this hasn’t been done yet.

    • SoFiMil
    • Charlie

      We’ll here this for certain.

  • vamoose

    “Inflammatory rhetoric $3.79/gallon. We’re out of gas.”

  • SoFiMil

    Entry #2: We’re all we-we’d up here.

  • texasgalt
  • texasgalt
    • SoFiMil
    • SoFiMil

      “How you like me now?” (per Erick’s diary yesterday)

      • littlel

        “Hope” you got more than “Change” in your pocket if you want anything out of this pump Buddie!

        • Read Chesterton
          • SoFiMil
          • SoFiMil

            No worries. I’ve left Bill Clinton in charge of fixing the problem.

  • proudmarinemom

    “Come buy your gas and oil at
    Petroleum Obama
    I bow to Saudi Kings
    And I diss the Dalai Lama.
    I can raise the National Debt,
    Taking all that I can get
    If you’re worried I’m a Commie,
    Shoulda listened to yo Mama.”

  • bcochran1981

    “Well, once the Hope and Change ran out, the bank foreclosed on the White House, so…”

  • rogershru2

    Nt

  • jonesbones

    this won’t hurt a bit.

  • http://cwclarkassocs.com Lectric_Chuck

    “It’s five bucks a gallon and like my brothers in the Middle East say, ‘GET USED TO IT’”

  • http://www.patrickscartoons.com Patrick_Murdock

    Tank your economy with ObamaOctane!

  • gekster

    Old texeco add.

    • concap

      Or maybe

      Can you trust your cars

    • gekster

      much better.

  • KC

    “I want my life back.”

  • sundesy

    “That will even $200, Sir”, keep “hope & change” alive !

  • sundesy

    “That will be even $200, Sir”, keep “hope & change” alive !

  • antisocial

    .

  • rogershru2

    I think the unicorn tears really mask the odor of the death panels.

  • blaze422

    Hey Nancy, Harry….got a light?

  • pantera

    my new campaign slogan

    5 bucks a gallon
    5 bucks a gallon
    5 bucks a gallon

  • sharonmcp

    “Hey, the Republicans said they were going to create new jobs. I just didn’t realize they were referring to mine.”

  • lepelerin

    My presidency is running on fumes.

  • redneck_hippie

    I know…that there are those

    who say

    I shouldda never let Bill Clinton…uh…take over…at the podium.

  • bjf182

    H&C Brand Gasoline – Replacing hydrocarbons with Hope & Change since 2008 (TM). Top off now – it won’t be available next year!

    - unsuitable for non-GM vehicles.

  • wxguy

    Say… er… um… Michelle said I can pump Ethyl, too!!!

  • josephusmyer

    Buy it, or I’ll charge you for it anyway.

  • rbdwiggins

    Invest in Unicrap now, and rest assured that we’ll continue to “stick it” to Big Oil, the planet will begin to heal, we’ll create millions of “green jobs” and energy prices will never go over whatever we think is fair.

  • rbdwiggins

    Invest in Unicrap now, and rest assured that we’ll continue to “stick it” to Big Oil, the planet will begin to heal, we’ll create millions of “green jobs” and energy prices will never go over whatever we think is fair.

  • Raven

    …but $5 would be even better.”

    • http://www.examiner.com/x-1597-Charlotte-Law--Politics-Examiner Mike gamecock DeVine
  • johnnyd

    Come one, come all,
    Fill up your tank, and
    Fund a terrorist.

  • johnnyd

    Come one, come all,
    Fill up your tank, and
    Fund a terrorist.

  • jeffex11

    Sir , please stay in your car . Only H&C attendants are authorized by the EPA to dispense dangerous hydrocarbons . You don’t want fine do you ?

  • johnnyd

    Kool-aid,
    get your free,
    koo-laid,
    buy it by the gallon

  • johnnyd

    Kool-aid,
    get your free,
    koo-laid,
    buy it by the gallon

  • http://www.buckforcolorado.com bjwilson83

    You’ve heard of Congress on Your Corner? We call this the President at Your Gas Station.

  • perceptorii

    Now get out of your vehicle and bend over.

  • proudmarinemom

    filler up and buy a snack!
    Get your oil checked,
    wash your windshield with Barack.

    Just come on down
    to Obama’s Oil Emporium
    Hugo, Wen and Vladimir
    just love my moratorium.”

  • Michael Dugas

    This is my regular job…..
    That whole President thing is just a part time gig.

    or

    Obama: Fill’er up Sir?
    Customer: Nah just $500.00 bucks worth.

  • djt0711

    Shove this where?

  • ocleverone

    Seeing Obama’s next job in 2013 – priceless.

    • macwell

      are a winner!
      that was great

  • walter_hanson

    No gas guzzlers! Get A Volt!!

    That’s the way he has governed!

    Walter Hanson
    Minneapolis, MN

  • walter_hanson

    Oil Money for everybody but US!

    Think about he doesn’t want us to drill for oil, but supports Brazil drilling for oil.

    Cuba can drill in the Gulf of Mexico, but not US companies.

    So we can have oil as long as we buy it overseas.

    Walter Hanson
    Minneapolis, MN

  • chsw

    “Like it says on the pump, this fuel is made from horse manure. Your exhaust might smell a little funny and your car might buck at bit. But just wait until you see our wiper fluid!”

    chsw

  • KC

    “My energy plan will save or create 3,000,000 environmental bureaucrats.”

  • speciallist

    Psych

  • seestraight

    Aaaa, ummm, aaaa, if you bought my lube job, aaa, aaa, this won’t hurt one bit.

  • Cornroaster

    We will be happy to serve you with the same amount of offshore drilling as occurred in 1935.

  • charleshouston

    In the rear?

  • pragmatic

    for my next job interview”

    “Are you ready Mr Chavez?”

    • pragmatic

      “I’m ready for my next job interview”

      “Are you ready, Mr Chavez?”

  • conservativemusician

    The oil drilling moratorium is doing wonders for the economy.

  • 6eorge Jetson

    nt

  • austinandy

    “Change in America doesn’t start from the top down. It starts from the bottom up.”

  • sablegsd

    Today only I’m offering t-shirts for only $9.99 with a fill up.

  • austinandy

    Demand goes up as resources become scarce.

  • zornorph

    Pump it up; when you don’t really need it!

  • KC

    “Hey lady, do you realize how many ears of corn I had to shuck just to fill up your tank?

  • proudmarinemom

    the American people, more and more are turning to cellulosic corn ethanol as a green alternative to —- ha, ha, ha, no, I’m killing myself, I can’t — okay — the American people understand that President Chavez has helped millions of —heeehhheeee. O. My .God. I. Can’t.—And our good friends in Riyadh have gracious—-bwaahhhaaaaa.”

  • jonesbones

    “Stick’em up!”

  • proudmarinemom

    Hmm Hmm Hmm

    Come on down and see us,
    Even if you drive a Prius,
    Or if you have a Yugo
    filler up with thanks to Hugo,
    We’re never outta gas
    Cuz I kiss the Saudis’ ___
    Forget my moratorium,
    Obama’s Oil Emporium!

  • http://www.nighttwister.com NightTwister
  • Charlie

    Don’t worry ’bout $5 gasoline … If everybody would just check their tire pressure, we wouldn’t need much.

  • KC

    “Sigh…..Joe was right.

    This is a big F-ing deal.”

  • americangod

    My name is Barry, CEO here at the H&C Co. I wanted to let you know our company policy mandates we provide full service in all your personal affairs. Whether it

  • americangod

    Praise Allah, after that White House gig, I finally found a job that matches my skill set, Pumping gas in people’s tanks sure beats pumping that hope and change bull**** up their collective *** for four years.

    Family site, americangod … watch the language in the future. Mgmt.

    • speciallist

      I don’t think that one is going to win..

  • americangod

    Don’t worry, I know how to bring down these gas prices and make quality gas more accessible to all.

  • http://Blackberrybear.etsy.com knitwit

    It takes a lot of *green* to fill your tank with this *green* H&C fuel! Come and get it!

  • http://www.tobytoons.com TobyToons

    The 1-15-2011 contest is officially over.

    Look for the results Monday morning.

    Thanks for all the entries, and lots of laughs over the weekend.