RS Caption Contest 02.12.2011


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Feb 12 Caption Contest


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My Entry

BigGator5 (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 8:14AM EDT (link)

“Victory.”

Educated (About The Issues Facing Us Today), Dedicated (To Making A Difference), And Highly Motivated (To Getting Things Done)
@biggator5

 

Yes you are a crook

fpete13527 (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 8:40AM EDT (link)
 

Come On!

pamela1631 (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 9:10AM EDT (link)

It’s past time to leave. If you had left sooner, the place wouldn’t be getting overrun by out-of-towners and trashed.

This republic was not established by cowards; and cowards will not preserve it. ~~Elmer Davis

I am stone forged from the fires of creation into flesh ~~Pamela1631

The greatest civilization is one where all citizens are equally armed and can only be persuaded, never forced.~~Maj. L. Caudill, USMC (Ret.)

 

Caption Contest

jeffex11 Saturday, February 12th at 9:30AM EDT (link)

I am not a crook was my thing Hosni

 

Contest

kpu979 (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 9:45AM EDT (link)

The saying is “I am *NOT* a crook” … numnutz

 

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rickbull Saturday, February 12th at 9:50AM EDT (link)

You say you want a revolution, well you know, we all want to change the world . . .

WE ARE THE 53% (who actually pay taxes).

 

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rickbull Saturday, February 12th at 9:51AM EDT (link)

“Peace” on you, Hosni!

WE ARE THE 53% (who actually pay taxes).

 

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rickbull Saturday, February 12th at 9:52AM EDT (link)

I was on “Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In.” What have you done?

WE ARE THE 53% (who actually pay taxes).

 

Here's mine

KC (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 9:57AM EDT (link)

Hey, hotshot – you’ve kissed Hosni’s butt so much your lips are chapped.

Just an ‘ole country boy from Missouri

 

and they said

Christine (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 10:28AM EDT (link)

the Carter admin was the best he could hope for….

The primary process is FLAWED. Two states should not decide our candidate.

“I would be a poor Commander in Chief”
– Barack Obama, July 3 2008

 

"Trust me...in a few years you won't look so bad

throwback59 Saturday, February 12th at 10:45AM EDT (link)

to them.”

This may be more true than anything.

grandma Saturday, February 12th at 2:40PM EDT (link)

The Egyptians may just be going from the frying pan into the fire. And to think they are doing it so joyfully.

Something smells rotten in the movement for change there, and I fear it will turn into the smell of burning human flesh. Oh wait, the MuBroHood doesn’t incinerate infidels, they just sever their heads from their necks.

I read today that in the event that Egypt abrogates

throwback59 Saturday, February 12th at 3:04PM EDT (link)

the peace treaty with Israel and attacks, the US is legally obligated to come to Israel’s aid.
So by maintaining the peace accords for 30 years, Mubarek not only saved countless Israeli & Egyptian lives, but American ones, too.

 
 
 

Caption

SoFiMil (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 10:55AM EDT (link)

My, how times have changed! This guy embraces his idiotic blather. At least I recognized mine for what it was, and tried to destroy it.

Hhhmph! And people said I was arrogant.

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You sir, are no Richard M. Nixon

thatmrgguy Saturday, February 12th at 11:41AM EDT (link)

Best I can do.

 

"Let me be absolutely clear...

conservativemusician Saturday, February 12th at 11:46AM EDT (link)

You’re gonna need that 58th state in 2012.”

 

"Tell the press...

TheYeomanFarmer (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 12:00PM EDT (link)

They won’t have Mubarak to kick around anymore!”

 

Take Two

KC (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 12:39PM EDT (link)

Hosni and Hussein – Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm.

Just an ‘ole country boy from Missouri

 

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rickbull Saturday, February 12th at 1:03PM EDT (link)

Checkers could run a country better than you can, fella!

WE ARE THE 53% (who actually pay taxes).

 

You gotta know when to fold 'em, and know when to hold 'em

hunter (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 1:56PM EDT (link)

Know when to walk away.
And know when to run.

hunter

 

Here goes

Jack_Savage (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 2:23PM EDT (link)

“Nice try – and if you were a Democrat, that WOULD be all you needed to do to get out of this.”

 

You will resign the Presidency

charliebravoNH (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 2:31PM EDT (link)

effective at noon tomorrow. Vice President Biden will be sworn in as President at that hour in the Oval Office.

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Sure is harder to get impeached in 2010 than it was in 1972.

nessa (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 2:39PM EDT (link)

nt

“If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

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Pssssst!

jtlfrommd Saturday, February 12th at 2:44PM EDT (link)

A little more sweat on the upper lip and you’ll be just fine.

 

"And they say I lacked convictions."

Xasteius (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 3:19PM EDT (link)

or

“I went to China. You waffled a speech and a photo-op.”

Don’t leave the party, hijack it back!

The only poll that counts is the one at the ballot box.

I don’t want to be Reagan. I want to be a Chance/Soros hybrid.

 

No longer the most dispised modern president.

jaxinbotox1 Saturday, February 12th at 3:39PM EDT (link)
 

Nixon: Soon they won't have him to kick around anymore, either. - nt

Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 3:59PM EDT (link)

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“One man with courage makes a majority.” – Andrew Jackson

 

"Lincoln, JFK, Reagan... and now ME?"

Patricia_C (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 5:46PM EDT (link)

“Never let a good identity crisis go to waste, I guess.”

“Even when you fall on your face, you’re still moving forward.”

 

"A man

proudmarinemom (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 6:20PM EDT (link)

is not finished when he’s defeated. He is finished when eighty million people lose their Facebook privileges and the cable is out.”

 

Caption

DBroome Saturday, February 12th at 6:29PM EDT (link)

“Uh, yeah. I suppose a strong foreign policy statement condemning locusts, hail, and boils would be a reasonably safe position, Barry.”

 

Doesn't He Know He Can't Ignore Federal Judges?

walter_hanson Saturday, February 12th at 6:35PM EDT (link)

Doesn’t He Know He Can’t Ignore Federal Judges?

Can somebody explain why Obama and his admistration keeps ignoring the ruling that said they can’t enforce Obamacare.

Walter Hanson
Minneapolis, MN

It's because none of the plaintiffs' counsel in the lawsuit

ColdWarrior (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 6:52PM EDT (link)

have petitioned the Judge Vinson to issue an order holding them in contempt and ORDERING them to cease all spending of tax monies to carry out the nullified law.

Courts do not act on their own. They have to be “moved” by a motion for an order of contempt.

Thank you.

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True,

proudmarinemom (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 6:56PM EDT (link)

But I think the cartoon depicts Hosni Mubarak receiving a comment from Richard Nixon.

Of course, if it were Obama, let the floodgates open with “Hussein v. Milhouse” jokes.

Lol.

 
 
 

"A man is not finished when he's defeated.

proudmarinemom (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 6:45PM EDT (link)

He is finished when his people start singing like Joni Mitchell in Arabic.”

 

Entry

Brian_Roastbeef (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 7:03PM EDT (link)

Hey, Ron, come look at Mubarak…This is almost as embarrassing as that guy back home who thinks he is you.

555 nt

proudmarinemom (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 7:11PM EDT (link)

:0

 
 

Power to the People

KC (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 7:52PM EDT (link)

Don’t get too cocky there, hotshot. You might be next to go.

Just an ‘ole country boy from Missouri

 

A couple of entries

rogershru2 (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 8:03PM EDT (link)

“famous last words”

“Dang. I knew I shouldn’t have resigned. Look what this guy gets away with.”

“We used to have the best infrastructure in the world here in America. We’re the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad …” – President Obama

 

Caption

chbroussard (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 8:09PM EDT (link)

Sorry, Barry, NO ONE is going to fall for that ‘I’m not a crook’ line twice.

 

One more...

KC (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 9:31PM EDT (link)

I earned my legacy the old-fashioned way: I taped it.

Just an ‘ole country boy from Missouri

 

I guess I need to work harder...

TobyToons (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 10:37PM EDT (link)

on my Mubarak caricature. I didn’t realize how closely I had drawn him to Obama’s likeness until I started reading the entries. The person with the peace signs up is Mubarak – not Obama – mimicking Nixon who also left office.

With that in mind, I was still able to pick out some good captions. I will make the poll and open it Sunday morning at tobytoons.com.

“A government at bottom is nothing more than a group of men, and as a practical matter most of them are inferior men… Yet these nonentities, by the intellectual laziness of men in general… are generally obeyed as a matter of duty [and] assumed to have a kind of wisdom that is superior to ordinary wisdom.” -H.L. Menken

oh, TobyToons, that is too funny!!!

lineholder (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 10:41PM EDT (link)

I thought it was Obama, too.

I don't mean to sound like Mr. Obvious, but . . .

rickbull Saturday, February 12th at 10:54PM EDT (link)

right below the cartoon:

Category: Caption Contest, Egypt, Mubarak, Nixon, tobytoons . . .

WE ARE THE 53% (who actually pay taxes).

kowalski

rickbull Saturday, February 12th at 10:59PM EDT (link)

I do have to admit that any caricature of Mubarak would, necessarily, resemble Obama, since both men have many of the same facial characteristics.

WE ARE THE 53% (who actually pay taxes).

 
 

Got me tooToby.

SoFiMil (Diary) Sunday, February 13th at 2:44PM EDT (link)

LOL! I thought it was

www.suvstrategery.blogspot.com

 

You got me too, Toby!

SoFiMil (Diary) Sunday, February 13th at 2:52PM EDT (link)

LOL! I thought the pic was of our dear leader/the world’s dear leader.

www.suvstrategery.blogspot.com

 
 

OMG

chbroussard (Diary) Sunday, February 13th at 12:05AM EDT (link)

I’m glad I’m not the only one that misread the cartoon. I thought it was Mubarak’s evil twin Obama.l

 

I think it was the jug ears that may have caused the confusion /nt

sharonmcp (Diary) Sunday, February 13th at 9:14AM EDT (link)

.

“Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.” ~ Ronald Reagan

Along with the arrogance. [nt]

SoFiMil (Diary) Sunday, February 13th at 2:54PM EDT (link)

www.suvstrategery.blogspot.com

 

Along with the arrogance. [nt]

SoFiMil (Diary) Sunday, February 13th at 2:54PM EDT (link)

www.suvstrategery.blogspot.com

 
 
 

i want to lnow how Nixon got wings intead of horns?

johnnyd (Diary) Saturday, February 12th at 11:25PM EDT (link)

Hey Mubby baby, (red) bullcrap gives you wings………

it’s still 10:30 here in IL………………………..

 

ok

anotherindyfilmguy (Diary) Sunday, February 13th at 12:01AM EDT (link)

“Better later than never…”

“More change we can believe in – I don’t think so…”

“You’ll be their hero again five minutes after you’re gone.”

“At least you get to walk away from the coming nightmare.”

“I lost five bucks betting you’d suppress the mob… Thanks bud.”

“Leaving the dirty work to the military?”

“You’re lucky – you get to leave with both hands before the Imams take over.”

“Just not up for another insurrection suppression?”

“Yeah, Victory is getting to walk away alive with loot-got it.”

“30 years – not bad, not bad at all… ”

“Good luck Egypt – you’re gonna need it.”

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And you think this will help you how??

Danielle Davis (ocleverone) (Diary) Sunday, February 13th at 2:32AM EDT (link)

nt

To me, “consensus” seems to be the process of abandoning all beliefs, principles, values and policies. So it is something in which no one believes and to which no one objects … There are still people in my party who believe in “consensus” politics. I regard them as Quislings, as traitors … I mean it. — Margaret Thatcher

 

here's mine...

Justin Spagnolo (Diary) Sunday, February 13th at 3:11AM EDT (link)

“Well there are some differences, you don’t have a Vice President, hell you don’t even have a palm tree like Gerald to leave in charge… so here’s hoping you’ll have a successor that’s twice the blundering foreign policy jackass that Jimmy Carter was… so the people begin to miss you in less than 4 years…”

or

“It’s good to know that there’s a special kind of hell for the MSM, Dictators, and gonzo journalists like Hunter S. Thompson.”

or

“There goes the neighborhood, sorry Israel… but the ball had to get rolling eventually…”

“Knowledge will forever govern ignorance; and a people who mean to be their own governors must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives. “ -James Madison

 

'That's ok, Hoz.

proudmarinemom (Diary) Sunday, February 13th at 7:49AM EDT (link)

But running for Crafts Coordinator at Sunset Village takes more than soaring rhetoric. Outline the field trip budget, that always works.”

 

"Oooh, look at the Big Fat Dictator.

proudmarinemom (Diary) Sunday, February 13th at 7:54AM EDT (link)

Yeah, you’re so cool, but will your library have 265 hours of secretly recorded audio tapes and 2,500 declassified national security documents? Noooo. I didn’t think so. Loser.”

 

"Ha ha. That's uncanny!

proudmarinemom (Diary) Sunday, February 13th at 8:13AM EDT (link)

Now I get to go. Ready? ‘Eeeeassskkkk nawt. Whaht you-aw country can dooo faw yooo. Eeeeaaaassskkk what yoo can doo faw yaw country.’ Just guess.”

 

No worries, Hos, they will appreciate after you're gone...

averagevoterdotcom Sunday, February 13th at 9:22AM EDT (link)

No worries, Hos, they will appreciate you after you’re gone…

 

"At least...

pragmatic Sunday, February 13th at 10:31AM EDT (link)

you’ll be used to the heat in your afterlife.”

“No virgins for you!”

“I lost a bet with the rest of the boys, so I had to come and talk to you”

“With all that American aid this is the best you could do?”

“I see the Brotherhood there is wrecking Egypt, just like the AFL Brotherhood are in the US”

“I hear Baby Doc’s exile home is now vacant”

“The unapparent connection is more powerful than the apparent one.”–Heraclitus.