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By: TobyToons (Diary) | February 19th, 2011 at 08:00 AM |

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This week, I made it a little harder… you have to fill in both parts of the dialogue.

Tags: Caption Contest, for the children, for the future, kids, Teacher's Union, tobytoons, Wisconsin

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http://www.nighttwister.com NightTwister

TEACHER: “THIS IS WRONG!!”

KID: “Last year they told us the government was always right.”
http://JamesonLewis3rd.com JamesonLewis3rd

Union “Thug”: I AM NOT A SPOILED BRAT!!!!!
His loving son to his confidante: When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad!
http://www.flaliberty.org scorpio0679

Union Thug: NO YOU CAN’T!
Child: Why do they always do the opposite of what they teach?

http://www.flaliberty.org scorpio0679

Alternate:

Union Thug: NO YOU CAN’T
Child: “Do as I say, not as I do” Eh?

davo

Angry Teacher: “We’re here for the children, and we’ll stay here until we get our way!”

Kid: “I guess that means no school for a while.”
http://www.examiner.com/x-1597-Charlotte-Law--Politics-Examiner Mike gamecock DeVine

I wonder if Mom knows to pick us up here?

nepanyrush

Funny and captures the exploitation of the kids by the protesting teachers

http://www.examiner.com/x-1597-Charlotte-Law--Politics-Examiner Mike gamecock DeVine

having contact with you and certainly welcome you to Redstate on behalf of longtime members, especially those of us dubbed “mere diarists.”

Mark Malcolm

‘Teacher’: You better F#@&ing GIVE US WHAT WE F#@&ING WANT OR WE’RE F#@&ing GOING TO KILL SOME F#@&ing POLITICIANS!

Boy: I wonder what definition of Civil Service his mother taught him, because it’s not the same as what I learned.
http://www.redstate.com/etcartman Kenny Solomon

‘Protester’: “It’s BushPalinBeck’s Fault !”

Kid: “Wow, he really does practice what he preaches.”
throwback59

Teacher: “Walker is a facist dictator!”
Student: “Last we he said the Giffords shooting taught us to be more civil.”

throwback59

Teacher: “Walker is a facist dictator!”
Student: “Last week he said the Giffords’ shooting taught us to be more civil.”

Trevor Gardner

Angry teacher: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
Kid: why should their job benefits be any different than my dad’s?
breeanneh

Teacher: WE AREN’T LEAVING!

Student: When I grow up I’m going to be a teacher so I don’t have to work!
martin3996

Union teacher: It’s for the children!
Kids: I may not be able to read, write, or do arithmetic, but I know a lie when I hear it!
hoosierteacher

Teacher – “Give me one good reason we should be like everyone else and contribute to our health and retirement benefits!”

Child – “Give us one good reason we can’t be like the rest of the country with a passing rate above 50%”
willopine

Teacher’s sign,” We want more of other people’s stuff.”
Studen’s sign, ” Our techers dezerve there penshons.”

Trevor Gardner

Nt

Common_Cents

Union Thug Dad: I want more money!

Kid: Gee, when I yell for more allowance, Dad just puts me in time out.
acat

Teacher: “I want my union representation!”

Kid: “I want school to be out before July 4″

(Kid could also say something about “I’d rather be out for a snow day, at least that was fun”…)
pamela1631

Teachers Union: It’s my right to suck the taxpayers dry!

Children: My Grandma had to fix the mistakes in the teacher’s homework assignment handout.
concerneduscitizen1776

Teacher: This is an OUTRAGE! We demand to be heard! We will not stop until our demands are met!

Student: Are we considered hostages now? Can you demand some pizza?
SoFiMil

Adult: You all need to &@*** respect us! Teachers are the foundation to our childrens’ future!
White kid to Black kid: You’re lucky. I wish I was home schooled or went to a charter school like you.
itrytobenice

Union thug: IT’S FOR THE CHILRUN!!111

Children: They stuck us in failing gov’t schools for our own good?!?

Another:

Union thug: #$%# Walkerhitler #*$*@ GIMME #@#$@ MORE@#$@#%% MORE!!

Children: #NewTone?
Tbone

We’ll get less.
alaskaescapeartist

Teacher: Kiss My A$$!!!
Student: Didn’t Mr. Wrathbone give you a D on your conflict-resolution essay?
fpete13527

Teacher’s Union Lobbyist Thug: I only made $190K this year. I want my raise!

Students: I always here that guy chanting “Organizing For America.” What does that mean? He never organizes for us.

fpete13527

penguin2

but difficult for me to be clever enough to fill the balloons.

Teachers Union: “You pay me first!”

Children: “What’s his problem? My dad was laid off, and we have no money.”
rino

Teacher: No justice! No peace!
Kid: Yeah, I also noticed his t-shirt mispunctuated “Teachers’”, but I’m not worried about my education – he was bussed in from out-of-state.

SoFiMil

And brilliant subtlety, Toby.

basokla

Union Thug – “Not only are we going to Madison … we’re going to St. Paul and Lansing and Boise and Sacramento and Hartford, and we’re going to Springfield and Phoenix and Albany! And we’re going to Denver and Salem and Olympia and Raleigh. And then we’re going to Washington, D.C. to take back the school house, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!”

Kid – “I’d say he’s going to Mendota.”

hotflash50

funny as heck!

Duke

Mendota is a large state mental hospital.

And the Packers are the World Champion football team (jus’ sayin’)

http://908StraightSt.wordpress.com/ mbecker908

Bring it on.

lineholder

Teachers’ Union: GI’MME, GI’MME, GI’MME
Children: Someone needs a time out

desertphreak

nice one!

http://www.downstateiladvocate.com anacreon

Union protester – “It’s my money and I need it now!”

Kid – “I think our teacher has watched one too many JG Wentworth commercials.”
desertphreak

Teacher/Protester: !@*#?!

Student: At least we’re still learning new vocabulary words.
infidel2

Teacher: $%#*ING TEA PARTY SCUM! I’M *$#%ING ENTITLED TO MORE!!!
Kid: …and we are learning what from this?
drew26dot2

Teacher: WINNING THE FUTURE!!!

Kid: WTF?! I guess he is HOPING for a little more CHANGE….
rlaughlin

Union man
http://pocketchangeproductions.net/ anotherindyfilmguy

Protester: *%$## you – pay me!
Kids: Don’t we get put in corner for that?

Protester: *%$## you – pay me more you Nazi scum!
Kids: History in the making is certainly facist-nating…

Protester: *%$## you – give me more money you Nazi’s!
Kids: I thought he taught us the Nazis were the evil bullies…

Protester: *%$## you – pay me you cheap taxpayers!
Kids: When I grow up I wanna be just like him!

Protester: *%$## you – hands of my money!
Kids: and we thought he was mean in school.

Protester: *%$## you – hands of my money you leeches!
Kids: That’s not my teacher, it’s my dad.

Protester: *%$## the constitution – pay me more!
Kids: So this is civics in action?

Protester: *%$## you – whatever this is about!
Kids: So I just gotta get all the other kids screaming at once on my side and we can have candy and cake all the time?

Protester: *%$## you – jack@#$ Nazis!
Kids: When I grow up I don’t want be a teacher – to much yelling!

Protester: *%$## you – pay me you!
Kids: When I grow up I don’t want be a teacher – to much stress!

Protester: *%$## you jackbooted thugs!
Kids: When did my parents become Nazis?

Protester: And we want ice cream and peaches served at Noon sharp, immediately after the lobster bisque!
Kids: This crap gets me sent to bed early at home…

Protester: And we want you to come into the schools and cut the bread off of our sandwiches every day! It’s in our contract you $#$#%’s!!!
Kids: Can’t they just get along?

Protester: and we want your kids to clean our cars during recess!
Kids: If we ever get back in school I’m capping him.

Protester: and we should get our choice of lap dances from the parents on parent/teacher nights!
Kids: Mom’s going to kick his @$$.

Protester: and we want unlimited access directly to your bank accounts! It’s all about the children!
Kids: Economics isn’t so complicated, just be a bully and you get more money.

Protester: We want your lunch money and we want it now!
Kids: Bullying – the new civility

Protester: Giver us more money and we’ll take the kids back to school!
Kids: So the lesson here is – it’s all about us?

Protester: and your kids – they suck!
Kids: I am so letting the air out of his tires later.

Protester: and your kids have to join the Union now!
Kids: Is this why he calls himself instructor comrade?

Protester: and after the raises you must get us… a shrubbery!
Kids: he’s finally snapped…

Protester: No more voting! Give us our way!
Kids: Oh my god they’ve killed representative democracy! You bastards!

Protester: And then I killed ignorance with my little finger! Pay me more!
Kids: I don’t our english teacher makes a great protester…

Protester: Anything can happen in shop class you know! Remember it’s all about the kids! Pay us more!
Kids: Have unions always been this evil?

Protester: Teaching your kids communism ain’t easy! It’s gonna cost ya! Pay us more-now!
Kids: Is this why he stopped teaching rule of law?

Protester: It’s all about #$%$##ing your #$##% kids heads!
Kids: Oh my god – he’s killed civility! The bastards!

Protester: It’s all about #$%$##ing your #$##% kids heads!
Kids: First they came for our history, then the came for our civics lesson and then they came for our wallets…

Protester: My vacation home doesn’t just pay for itself you know!
Kids: When I get back to the shelter dad ain’t gonna like hearing this…

(Feel free to interchange/mix’n'match)
http://www.thejoyofreason.com Greg Garrison

Teacher: “And we WILL NOT return to the classroom until…”

Kid: “Hey, if we do this, think they’ll make recess longer?”
daveyardbird

Union thug: I hate your children so much that I need three months off, a full pension, insane health benefits and to make over 100k to make it worthwhile

Kid: I dont like him either but at least we’re not in school.
forrest

Union Thug: “I don’t care what laws you pass! We’ll shut the government down!”

Kid: “That’s my civics teacher…”
msctex

Thug: GIMMEE GIMMEE GIMMEE GIMMEE!

Kid: When I had a tantrum, he made me take a time out.
bags64

TEACHER:
I wanna talk about ME,
I wanna talk about I,
I wanna talk about NUMBER ONE…

CHILD: oh my me my
chbroussard

Thug: No, I’m NOT going to work for my $#%^% paycheck, Gov. Scumbag..

Kid: If we yell nasty words like him, he said we’ll get an A in Social Justice class.
Locked and Loaded

Teacher: @%*(#/ you, you /*%#!@ *@&?%#!
Student: The governor should wash his mouth out with soap.

http://Blackberrybear.etsy.com knitwit

Mom would wash my mouth out with soap for talking like that. His mother must be really embarrassed to hear him!

rabidf16

Teacher: Free Healthcare! Free Retirement! Longer Holidays!

Kid: Hey, if this works, I’ve got an idea how we could improve our grades.
uhangtight

FOX NEWS LIES… FOX NEWS LIES

Student’s Caption:
Hey, isn’t that Billy’s Dad? I thought he drove a truck?
StandardCandle

Teacher: GOVERNMENT SHOULDN’T REDUCE MY WALLET SIZE!!
Student: I thought Obama wanted to “spread the wealth”?
redguynabluestate

Thug: I want an Oompa Loompa now!

Kid: Can it, you nit!

Mark Malcolm

NT

donttreadonme76

Union Thug: I want more money, even if it means increasings the debt on our children!

Kids: Why do they hate us so much?
rickbull

Union: “Lay off my paycheck, Governor Hitler!”
Student: “I guess he’d rather see the state have to lay off the teachers.”
WY_Cowboy

union teacher – “Walker, you M$@#&*F&#*$& S&^#$ #*%) C*&$^@#($ A$$#&$%!”

kid – “Oh man! Are you taking notes? You know this is going to be on the final.”
averagevoterdotcom

Teacher: How dare you assault my $22,000, free, Obamacare-exempt, healthcare plan!!!

Kid: My parents went bankrupt but my Dad just got a job at Burger King. Has your Dad found a job yet?
freemanja1991

I’m a Liberal of Course it’s all for the children!

Tommy, how are his benefits all for us? And how does me not being in school benefit me?
averagevoterdotcom

Union member: We are going to storm the capital and the #%&@ Walkers home if we have to!!!

Kid: Is that one of those Tea Party people our teachers warned us about?…Oh, wait, no…that’s our Principal.
averagevoterdotcom

correction…Walker’s…
rickbull

Union: “You will submit to our demands or we will destroy you!”
Student: “The irony is that the unions have become the very thing that they were created to fight.”
hotflash50

Union thug: I’M DOING THIS FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE!!!!

Child: I’d hate to see what he does for the big people.
SusanAnne Hiller

Teacher: I watch your spoiled brats all day!! I want more money! You hear—MORE MONEY!! More, More….

Children: Dude, who’s the brat now?
rickbull

Union: “We and our liberal legislators will not go back to work until this bill is killed!”
Student: “If Republicans are the party of ‘no,’ I guess that makes the Democrats the party of ‘no-show.’”
Tbone

Kid: That’s why he teaches.
wilfranc

Union rep: Look at me, I’m important.
kid: Who is that guy?
travelerjjm

Union: “Put the children first! Don’t take away our rights!”
Stu: “If they really want to put us first, why did they lie about being sick? Seems like they put the Union first.”
vamoose

Teacher: Back off Walker, or else!!!

Kids: According to the school’s new anti-bullying policy we have to report this.

wrveres

n/m

http://twitter.com/TJexcite tjexcite

Teacher : I want to teach

Kid: Is that not the teacher who was sent to the rubber room because he touched those kids and could not be fired.
Change Jar Conservative

Protestor: I’m just showing my dedication to education!

Kid: I thought to be dedicated in school that you had to actually show up.
johnnyd

Union Teacher: I WANT MORE OF YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

Kids: (pulling their pockets inside out) My Tea Party Parents were right, the UNIONS will not be happy till they have spent the money us kids have not even earned yet.
johnnyd

Union Teacher: But I cant live on 100,000 dollars and retire after 20 years

Kid: I just hope I don’t have to learn how to speak Chinese before I’m 20 years old.
rlaughlin

Union man: “It
http://www.gmsplace.com/ civil_truth

Teacher: Gimme my milk and cookies now!

Child: I sure hope his daddy tans his hide when he gets home
pantera

HITLER!!!
HITLER!!!
HITLER!!!

Who is hitler?
http://www.tobytoons.com TobyToons

I’m entering it, but it is attributed to r4james:

Teacher: Let’s all pledge our allegiance to the teachers!

Kids: I thought we weren’t supposed to pledge allegiance to any higher authority anymore?!!
6eorge Jetson

Student: “His car’s names are Bessey, Muscles, and Silver Fox”
KC

Union Teacher: “I LOVE my #@#$@% students, I tell ya!!”

Kid: “Yeah, I can just feel the love.”
Ben Howe

Union Teacher: TAX THE PRIVATE SECTOR! REDISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH!

Kid: That’s my economics teacher.
Kenny Martsolf

Union teacher: “Workers of the World, UNITE!”

Child: “You believe this guy? Skipped out on his job for 5 days and has the gall to call himself a worker.”
LisaDe

Union Thug: “GIVE ME YOUR ALLOWANCE RIGHT NOW!!”
Little boy: ” Uh oh! It’s Unionman! That Obama guy says pony up to him or else!!
katlynnelore

Huh, I wonder what happened to “Yes We Can!”?
Jack_Savage

Although the ones above have been some of the best ever:

Teacher: “And so help me, if we don’t get what we want I will stand here and hold my breath until my face turns blue!”

Kid: “Remember when I said I couldn’t wait to be all grown up? Scratch that.”
http://www.tobytoons.com TobyToons

I’m going to end it at 11:00pm tonight so that I can get the poll ready and get to bed before midnight.

Lots and lots of good entries.

Look for the poll on tobytoons.com on Sunday.

Many entries are long, so I may have to shorten them to fit the poll question length.

nerkbuckeye

Oh man, Give mine a shot–just got home from visiting my mom in Ohio

Thanks

See below

pragmatic

Teacher: Mo money, mo money, mo money
Kid: He told us those signs we made were for something else. He lied to us AGAIN.

Teacher: We will fight for our rights.
Kid: Thank goodness Scott Walker didn’t bring a knife to this fight. Otherwise, well, you remember what Obama said…..

Teacher: I want it all.
Kid: He is no Freddy Mercury

Teacher: “I’m going to torch this [bleep]ing place,”
Kid: What is Ed Schultz doing here?
nerkbuckeye

Thug : Don’t Touch My Union Rights!!!

Kid: I guess he’s just following the zero tolerance policy.
KC

Teacher: “I won’t come back until I get a pay raise!”

Kid: “I get a three-day suspension for cutting class and he gets a raise.”
http://facetwitch.blogspot.com facetwitch

Teacher: It’s our turn now, teabaggers!

kid: I thought it was supposed to be our turn.

6eorge Jetson

nt

TopGun

Wisconsin Teacher Union
http://erickbrockway.wordpress.com/ Erick Brockway

nt
Douglas Erley

“Guy sounds like me”
pjstonge

Unionista: Step away from the voting booth – We’ve got your kids!
Kid: Kinda wish I had a choice in all this.
alexlat211

Teacher – Take your grubby hands off my paycheck

Kid – That’s dad’s way of telling Mom he wants an increase in his allowance
sarahdanielle

Teacher: I need to make more money!!

Kids: Yeah i know my allowance is getting cut back!

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