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Got this last night in email:

Subject: What my boyfriend is doing tomorrow

He is going to “make it hard” for the TSA. He has a new knee so he always gets pulled aside.

He is going to take an ED pill. lol!

No kidding.


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My local radio morning show hosts are encouraging this.

jeffreywturner (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 10:57AM EDT (link)

They are encouraging everyone with a prescription for one of those “make old guys feel young again” pills to take them right before going through security this weekend.

Should be interesting.

“Life is too short, can’t we all just eat pork and kill some terrorists?”

 

That is freaking awesome!!

WY_Cowboy (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 11:18AM EDT (link)

I hope someone actually follows through with this and gets it on video.

 

Sorry this is just childish.

rasvar (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 11:28AM EDT (link)

Opting out and protesting by making the lines go slow is one thing. Pulling this kind of stuff is that same kind of garbage I would expect and criticize liberals for doing. It just makes a joke out of the whole protest.

Naw

scorpio0679 (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 11:32AM EDT (link)

It’s all in good humor. Seriously, you can laugh once in a while. I can’t wait for the videos on Thursday.

 

Tossing tea in the harbor was thought boorish too

alaskaescapeartist (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 11:49AM EDT (link)

but not nearly as boorish

Jim Tomasik (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 11:55AM EDT (link)

as calling newly elected congressmen on their cell phones! Now THAT was boorish!

 
 

The process is a joke anyway, rasvar.

acat (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 11:51AM EDT (link)

It’s security theater, it won’t stop the determined, all it does is to make the gullible feel safer.

Those of us who are smart enough to still spot the security holes (of which the less said the better) would really like the TSA to go do their actual jobs.. keeping us safe… instead of play-acting.

Mew

——
self-portrait

Caveat Suffragator

I don't think this has anything to do with security whatsoever...

Justin Spagnolo (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 12:27PM EDT (link)

Honestly, I’m waiting for the leaked memo where the TSA Union bosses communicated to Homeland Security that they wanted to expand their contract to get their appointed officials to stay Democratic appointees through generating more revenue under the cost of security. All that was needed was some reason to assume that this equipment/man hours are needed by law to provide more funding in the name of national security….

Yeah… I’m quite sure this has NOTHING to do with the physical security of our citizens, but more the financial security of appointed officials. Everything else is as you stated… theatre for the public and the newsrooms.

“Knowledge will forever govern ignorance; and a people who mean to be their own governors must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives. “ -James Madison

 
 

We are hoping

PowerToThePeople (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 12:04PM EDT (link)

the liberals join us in this protest. Quite frankly, considering the way they treat these customers, for the customer to make sure they get a feel of the whole hard package seems to me to be irony, not hi-jinks.

Since Obama will not stop it, lawyers say it is protected, TSA says they will “back off a bit’ yet that will take months (go figure), seems we the people do not have much of a choice in ways to protest this.

 

I'm with the other posters

Stan Wednesday, November 24th at 12:26PM EDT (link)

… I’m hoping that the protests get worse and worse, until the government is forced to change this foolish policy. I’m all for being safe when you fly, but (a) this doesn’t work, (b) there are better alternatives, and (c) there is a point at which your 4th amendment rights are lost. Wasn’t it Benjamin Franklin who said “They who would trade liberty for security soon have none and deserve neither.”??

There was an attack on one of the Saudi royals last year (I think) where a bomber secreted a quantity of C4 in his anus. So, when the terrorists pull that one on an airplane, what’s the TSA going to do then? Will we have to submit to a full cavity search just to get on an airplane? Where does this stop (or does it)?

I, for one, would prefer that it stop right here, and right now. If the TSA wants to employ the “puffer” machines to detect explosives, and/or explosive-sniffing dogs, then great. It’s much less intrusive, and it gets the job done. But a virtual strip search or (and) a full-body grope? Too much for me.

OK, point taken.

rasvar (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 5:01PM EDT (link)

Just be careful with those tray tables after you get on the plane. Turbulence could hurt.

 
 

I'm with you on that...

jackhammer Thursday, November 25th at 5:18AM EDT (link)

And do they understand how ED drugs work? You do not get an erection unless you are sexually stimulated. so if your boyfriend is sexually aroused with a pat down from a man with latex gloves on, then maybe you have soem issues in your relationship….just saying.

And I haven’t flown since all thsi started, but am I to understand that you can either decide to walk through a full body scanner with virtually no line, or voluntarily get into an hour long line to opt out?

Maybe I really do earn too much money, but somehow I don’t see the sense in showing up an hour earlier for a supposed political statement.

I mean I have found all this airport nonsense expensive and burdensome ever since the Patriot act started, and I was someone who flew out of Logan the night of September 10th on the last flight out….so I was sort of close to it all.

 
 

Turkey necks all around for Thanksgiving!

Chemical Sam (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 11:44AM EDT (link)

Excellent. TSA agents are going to be chasing gobblers all day. I’d stand in line all day to see that.

Bet they’ll be something about the scans which really stand out, too.

Criterion Chemical was in the black for FY2010!
Not bad considering the forces arrayed against small business these days.
Let’s see about actually making some serious profit this year. Shameless capitalism, by:
www.criterionchemical.com

 

A little XKCD-derivative..

acat (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 11:53AM EDT (link)

http://www.xkcd.com/779/

but anything that draws attention to the insanity that the TSA has descended into is a Good Thing.

Mew

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self-portrait

Caveat Suffragator

 

Is that a weapon in your pants or are you just glad to see me? -nt

bk (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 12:39PM EDT (link)

Let's Just Hope

Repair_Man_Jack (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 1:11PM EDT (link)

The TSA doesn’t confiscate his fire-cracker!

Mr. Obama is pretending that an economic “recovery” is underway when he knows damn well that the banking system is just blowing smoke up the shredded *** of what’s left of that economy – James Howard Kunstler

 

Big Sis Is Watching

fpete13527 (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 1:13PM EDT (link)

Check out this TSA screening video
http://bit.ly/gfD8d7

 

Them..

Bobcat51 Wednesday, November 24th at 1:33PM EDT (link)

thar TSA agents better get some real eye protection if Joe Public is going to give them some pointers today !

The left wing intent is to destroy the existing society and replace it with a society of its own design.

 

He beat me to it !

skicougar (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 2:27PM EDT (link)

By the second day this stuff was news; I had alreaqdy been telling people I was going to do this.

I am also doing this, but I’m not flying anywhere until December.

The big debate left for me is underwear or no underwear. I’m leaning sans underwear. I figure they didn’t make these rules, I might give them advance warning that I’m happy to see them that underwear can suppress.

I’m not ashamed of what I was given. Heck ! I might started getting called “Brett Farve” !

Eat ‘em up Houston Cougars !

Kilt, no underwear

aesthete (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 3:27PM EDT (link)

Enough said.

“It is a popular delusion that the government wastes vast amounts of money through inefficiency and sloth. Enormous effort and elaborate planning are required to waste this much money.”
-P.J. O’Rourke

 
 

It has nothing

nancylee Wednesday, November 24th at 2:52PM EDT (link)

To do with security. Rush said yesterday that it is being done to see just how much the American people will put up with.

If I were a guy going through the scanners, I would take an ED pill and put a penny in my pocket to be certain I’d get pulled out, and then opt for a patdown. The results might be very interesting if a few others did something similar.

Even just the penny in the pocket and patdown would be annoying if done by enough people.

 

It's going to be HARD for me to find anything funnier than this protest. nt

chbroussard (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 2:57PM EDT (link)

I guess this gives new meaning to "stand up for your rights"

civil truth (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 3:04PM EDT (link)

Sorry, but just too inviting a target…

The greatest evil…is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried, and minuted) in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice. Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the offices of a thoroughly nasty business concern. -C.S. Lewis

If you ..

Bobcat51 Wednesday, November 24th at 3:57PM EDT (link)

are left standing for longer than 4 hours, seek TSA agent for urgent assistance.

The left wing intent is to destroy the existing society and replace it with a society of its own design.

 
 

Think it through.

blooch Wednesday, November 24th at 3:57PM EDT (link)

You’ve still got to sit on the plane for a couple of hours minimum.

I’ve heard that some flyers are eating Brewer’s Yeast the night before they fly, then ripping a few big death clouds while the screener is down there fondling. C’mon guys… there has to be some kind of stink sachet you can toss before boarding.

So now we have seat belt issues, tray tables that won’t fully descend, a couple hundred air nozzles wide open, and some chronic ocupado in the loo

But hey, fly like an eagle, y’all.

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

Or you can join the Mile High Club

6eorge Jetson (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 7:24PM EDT (link)

nt


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"...excuse me...no, you go first...pardon me..."

blooch Wednesday, November 24th at 8:37PM EDT (link)

Does it count if they’re just swordfighting in the aisle?

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

 
 
 

Coming to an airport near you

Freedoms Truth (Diary) Wednesday, November 24th at 4:59PM EDT (link)

Is that a cucumber in your pants or are you happy to see me.

Courtesy of Spinal Tap…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRpWnK6Rg3E

 

Outstanding.

momma Wednesday, November 24th at 5:26PM EDT (link)

Americans are turning into such moody brats

wannabeanncoulter Thursday, November 25th at 3:53AM EDT (link)

Let’s just go back to the security we had before 9/11 — except that boxcutters are forbidden. Everybody thinks this is all such a joke, and we should just harrass the TSA agents with our bodily fluids and gases. Just think, in the early months after 9/11, such behavior would have been interpreted rather differently. Might have even gotten you a bullet in the head.

The passage of time is such a strange amnesiac.

I do think anyone named B. Hussein Obama should avoid using “hijack” and “religion” in the same sentence. — Ann Coulter

You act as if our only choices are stupid security measures or no security measures

JSobieski (Diary) Thursday, November 25th at 7:29AM EDT (link)

For example, the most important change in security is fortifying the cockpit doors. Nobody is complaining about that.

Banning nail clippers and toothpaste while checking people’s underware is hardly the best way to really make us safe.

The Israeli’s don’t do any of that, and their record on security is far better than ours.

So why not just keep the debate at a mind numbingly binary level and characterize comments as being whining instead of acknowledging that there other possible approaches between no security and stupid security policies.

Call it the Israeli option—porn free, no hijackings, and no bombed planes.

People complaining about Americans who are not sheep are such moody brats.

Did you know that China has been losing manufacturing jobs since 1995? For the specific data, see Table 1 in the following link: http://www.bls.gov/opub/mlr/2005/07/art2full.pdf

 

P.S. What are you going to proposed

JSobieski (Diary) Thursday, November 25th at 7:32AM EDT (link)

when a Jihadist doctor starts surgical implanting bombs into a human being a la the joker?

Will mandatory surgical exporations at airports become the norm?

Will complaints be “whining” when that happens?

Did you know that China has been losing manufacturing jobs since 1995? For the specific data, see Table 1 in the following link: http://www.bls.gov/opub/mlr/2005/07/art2full.pdf

 
 

This concerns me

nativeconservative Friday, November 26th at 6:21AM EDT (link)

I have been concerned for some time that this is part of a plan to ‘nudge’ the TSA employees into voting to unionize. Most (not all but most) of these TSA employees cannot enjoy doing this to the American people and yet, the American people are taking it out on the employees and not the people who are instituting the policies (Big Sis and her counterparts). It is very clear that they want this sector in the union grip – the unions need more money – if the American people continue to act out at the TSA employee’s they will want ‘protection.’ Who better than the Union thug bosses? Just a gut feeling I’ve had.