Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Exists in Case the Reality of This Administration Is Too Much for You

CrazyTrumpTrain

Admit it. You’re curious.

I get it. I really do. When I wake up in the mornings, and I see Donald Trump has said or done something really questionable, I think we’re all living under the strangest of hallucinations. “Surely,” I and countless other Americans think to ourselves, “this is all a strange, strange dream. A vivid, daily hallucination that won’t go away.”

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The Germans, however, being the innovators they are, have decided that perhaps a real drug addled state is preferable to a fake one caused just by listening to Donald Trump. Their solution? Combine the highs.

Observe its majesty.

https://twitter.com/moneyries/status/899956989505261569

Via CNN:

“During the search of the vehicle police found about 5,000 ecstasy tablets with the portrait of the American president … the purchase value of the tablets amounts to approximately 11,000 euros (about $12,900); the sales value amounts to approximately 39,000 euros,” the statement said.

A 51-year-old man and his 17-year-old son appeared in court on Sunday and an arrest warrant has been issued.

Look at it. Read every word. This is the greatest story about the Trump presidency you will ever read.

Some scofflaw/entrepreneur saw an opening in the drug market and thought, “We have got to help people who are suffering under this American president.”

I don’t condone illegal activity, nor do I condone using ecstasy, but… come on. TRUMP DRUGS.

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