It is time once again to notice that Hillary Clinton is the most managed Presidential candidate in modern history. Even though she is in the middle of a surprisingly heated primary contest with Bernie Sanders, and even though she is trailing every Republican not named Donald Trump in head-to-head matchups, she has now gone a full two months since her last press avail.

 

The few press appearances Hillary has had have been carefully managed affairs, in which Hillary has bristled and shut down at the slightest hint of hostile questioning:

Not to mention the fact that Hillary is using the Secret Service to literally keep reporters at a physical distance from her.

Well look, I’m forced to say it: Hillary Clinton has been pretty darn “inaccessible” during the course of this campaign. I mean, there’s just absolutely no other way to say it.

Unfortunately, according to Lena Dunham, “inaccessible” is one of the forbidden, sexist words about Hillary Clinton, and I am sorry for having written such an obviously sexist article centered around its use.