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Sen. Barbara Mikulski (D, MD) and the imaginary Berwick confirmation hearings.

Wait, what?

I may need to walk back on my scorn of Rep. Jackson-Lee’s praise of the non-existent relationship between the non-existent nations of North and South Vietnam. If this video below is any indication, then there’s a fairly nasty virus going around Capitol Hill that turns Democratic legislators into memory-impaired, babbling zombies.

Yes, even worse than usual.

Yes, you remember correctly: in point of fact Donald Berwick is not getting a confirmation hearing, largely because the President is too scared of what the GOP will say about this particular radical (and by extension, what the GOP will say about the President’s judgment in wanting to hire said radical). That’s one issue; the other is, apparently Senator Mikulski isn’t… really paying attention to her duties these days.  It beggars belief that the senior Senator from Maryland is unaware of a top-tier controversy and cause for criticism, but it’s self-evident from the video that she didn’t have a clue and was operating largely on autopilot.

So.  Brain fever, you think?  It’s certainly a more charitable conclusion than the alternative, which is that she and Jackson-Lee are as about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

Moe Lane

PS: Although there is an alternate, admittedly out-there explanation: Rep. Jackson-Lee and Sen. Mikulski might be invaders from a parallel dimension who have infiltrated our universe and taken over the husks of selected legislators, in order to prepare for the inevitable attack.  If true, I’m of two minds on this.  On the one hand, obviously you have to be against invasions from alien dimensions.  On the other hand… they’re apparently from an alternate history where the Democrats didn’t throw South Vietnam on the fire and do have the elementary courage to openly present their appointees for scrutiny, which makes them arguably an improvement over our current ruling class.

PPS: Cynthia Yockey likes Jim Rutledge; it’s embarrassing how little I’m following that Senate race, seeing as I live in Maryland and everything.

Crossposted to Moe Lane.

COMMENTS

  • gwalt

    I wonder if Sen Mikulski can see the American flag on Mars from her house? You know, like Jackson-Lee can.

  • http://www.oldlineelephant.com/ M.R. Newman

    I hope she was on auto-pilot because if not – that’s scary what she doesn’t know about her own duties.

    On a related note – I’m with Yockley, I like Rutledge too. Partly because he’s a great candidate, partly because Wargotz is an incredibly flawed candidate – (exhibit a) birther video)

  • izoneguy

    would make a better Senator than Senator Mikulski.

  • RedBeard

    …it might be more accurate to say that the virus is simply exacerbating a pre-existing condition. Which then begs the question of whether or not Obamacare will cover it.

  • From ME to You

    She just forgot which alternate reality she was in!   ;-) )

  • CincoSolas_del_Bronx

    To different members of the audience the change came differently. To Frost it began at the moment when he heard Jules end a sentence with the words, “as gross an anachronism as to trust to Calvary for salvation in modern war.” Cavalry, thought Frost almost aloud. Why couldn’t the fool mind what he was saying? The blunder irritated him extremely. Perhaps–but hullo! what was this? Had his hearing gone wrong? For Jules seemed to be saying that the future density of mankind depended on the implosion of the horses of Nature. “He’s drunk,” thought Frost. Then, crystal clear in articulation, beyond all possibility of mistake, came, “The madrigores of verjuice must be talthibianised.”
    :
    “We shall not,” Jules was saying, “we shall not till we can secure the erebation of all prostundiary initems.”
    :
    “Tidies and fugleman–I sheel foor that we all–er–most steeply rebut the defensible, though, I trust, lavatory, Aspasia which gleams to have selected our redeemed inspector this deceiving.”
    :
    … voice calling loud and intolerably glad, “Qui Verbum Dei contempserunt, eis aufertur etiam verbum hominen.”*

    * They that despised the Word of God, from them shall the word of man also be taken away.

    C.S. Lewis, That Hideous Strength

    Come to think of it, the Banquet ended** with the appearance of a beast singularly appropriate for our purposes, did it not?

    Out of the darkness there came a grey snaky something. It swayed in the air; then began methodically to break off the splintered wood on each side and make the doorway clear. Then Mark saw distinctly how it swooped down, curled itself round a man–Steele*, he thought, but everyone looked different now–and lifted him bodily high off the floor. After that, monstrous, improbable, the huge shape of the elephant thrust its way into the room…

    ** spoiler alert
    *** the text is the text

  • GCBWI

    on an intelligence scale, than “being dumber than a bag of hammers” or a bag of rocks, etc?

    Inquiring minds want to know…

  • Michael Dugas

    Me I’m all in on it being Hoof and Mouth…….

  • lewbrown

    Don’t ask me why, I keep voting against her. I guess they like the way she Renames Post Offices.

  • Adjoran

    Most of the public statements you will find from her are prepared statements. Whenever she goes off her script, her utter lack of intelligence readily exposes itself.

    With the likes of Patty Murray around, though, she was always protected from the title of Dumbest Senator, but she would never have failed, in any Congress, to have earned an Honorable Mention.