...in order to pursue an exciting career as left center on Hollywood Squares - actually, is that program even still on? No, just kidding: outgoing White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is going to have some nebulous job defending whatever dumb idea the President comes up with that day, just like before - only now Gibbs will be doing it in places where people can actually interrupt him when he says something particularly egregious. In other words, he's still going to be a dolt, but one who won't get the same deference that Gibbs is used to getting, thanks to his (soon-to-be-former) position of trust and authority. Something to look forward to*: in the meantime, here's all the send-off the fellow needs.
A replacement has yet to be announced: but the front runner is probably Deputy Press Secretary Bill Burton, who likes to mock crippled war veterans and former POWs. So, really, an appeal to the Democratic activist base there.
Moe Lane (crosspost)
*Also: outside of our somewhat specialized arena, few people know who Gibbs is, and less care. We probably all need to remember that.