I have never had motive or opportunity to shake hands with the senior senator from New York. But those who have tell me it is like shaking hands with a jelly donut–greasy sticky gooey–and after you are done you want to take a shower. More than most politicians he is two faced and duplicitous, and if you doubt that read the book Game Change. Finally, I have it on good authority that contrary to popular opinion the most dangerous place in the world to be is not in the Bering Sea on a crab boat during a typhoon, not in Naknek between a Kodiak bear and her offspring, but in a crowded room standing between snidely whiplash Schumer and an MSNBC camera. As far as the current debt deliberations are concerned Chuck has nothing to offer the American People but prevarication, partisanship and bankruptcy but he says it with a smile. He presents himself as a mamas boy when he campaigns, but he is pretty sexist in his personal affairs.