Good one!

or Rescued

He is left speechless, or more pointedly, he is dangerous without being told what to say……..

Well, at least he has a blueprint for what to do. When you no longer have your electronics, belt out a song.

One thing you do NOT want is Obama speaking off the top of his head!

The Presidents brain is missing as well.

I long for the day when he shuts up and goes away, but if Bill Clinton is any clue, that day will not come in my lifetime.

Imagine how much of the Cold War might have been averted if someone stole Kruschev’s podium.

Or his infamous shoe.

“President Obama had no comment.”

He couldn’t ad-lib a belch after a Hungarian dinner.

Upon hearing of the theft of the TOTUS, one critic stated, “He couldn’t ad-lib a belch after a Hungarian dinner.” Today, the White House issued a formal statement: “After much consideration, debate, and conferring with my advisors, I can categorically state that this critic wouldn’t have said that if my teleprompter were here.”

“I had my Mac stolen — that was like $5,500. Every night, something else is gone. Last night, our entire [kitchen] budget for the day was stolen, so the first thing I had to do was . . . get the message out to our supporters that we needed food!

Crafty cat burglars sneaked into the makeshift kitchen at Zuccotti Park overnight and swiped as much as $2,500 in donated greenbacks from right under the noses of volunteers who’d fallen asleep after a long day whipping up meals for the hundreds of hungry protesters, the volunteers said.”

http://tinyurl.com/5tfents

If TOTUS is not recovered?

Does that mean that Joe Biden becomes President?

I have it on good resources that TOTUS and Seal tried to run away. They are claiming sanctuary at the Holiday Inn saying that for three years now they have been held captive and terribly abused.

TOTUS showed signed of stress and says that it has to work, work, work with no time off. Seal said that David Alexrod had no sympathy and expected it to stick on anything and everything including the sides of cars, podiums, etc.

Both tried to evoke the 14th Amendment but were advised by their lawyers that the 14th doesn’t apply to a TOTUS or a Seal.

Was it before, or after, his speech yesterday? I’m guessing it was before his speech. With statements like:

That’s my plan. Then you got [the Republican's] plan which is ‘let’s have dirtier air, dirtier water, less people with health insurance’… So far I’m feeling better about my plan.”

I mean, c’mon – TOTUS always had higher standards than that drivel.

from Obama!

and his plans to “recover” the economy?

Oh wait, he has repeated the same stuff over and over again so often even he probably has it memorized by now.

Thank goodness for those repetitive neo-socialist talking points, right? /sarc

n/t

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No problem, Mr Obama excels at extemporaneous speaking. The following is submitted for your consideration:

Does this mean Obama will have to ad lib his slime? I’m assuming he can do that on his own, if not, back to writing on the back of his hand.

That’s why it spent the night at a Holiday Inn Express.

went straight to the brains of the operation.

Bush. Cheney. And Rummy, of course.

Maybe we’ll catch a break from his sleep-inducing speeches.

Here it straight from the lips (screen) of TOTUS himself.

http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/

a team of SUV’s and guns. You know, the ones that go around killing people as opposed to the individuals who actually drive the SUV’s or shoot the guns.

Just speechless…

Not a bad thing…

But there it is…

I couldn’t believe they stole that bridge in western PA for scrap…

Stealing the O’s teleprompter on the other hand is more like a public service… Leaves me with some hOpe for the election -> copycats…