So according to the Decision Desk, the candidates who won the Iowa caucuses were Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz. But who really won and lost tonight?
Ted Cruz: He stumped Trump. Enough said.
Hillary Clinton: She survived. That's all she needed.
Marco Rubio: He nearly stumped Trump, and he now trails Cruz by one delegate.
Emerson College: They called the Rubio surge.
National Review: They took heat with respect to Trump, but he didn't win.
Fox News and Megyn Kelly: Trump was punished for skipping the debate.
RedState: We dumped Trump early, and Cruz and Rubio have been our candidates for a long time.
Donald Trump: He's bragged about winning the polls for months, but the first actual vote went against him.
Bernie Sanders: This was one of his most favorable states. He failed. He's done, he just doesn't know it yet.
Right to Rise PAC: They shot at Rubio. They missed.
Nazis: Cucked again.