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George W. Bush, Up to Evil Mischief Making Again!

By: Lori Ziganto (Diary)  |  June 21st, 2010 at 08:00 PM  | 

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After taking a quick rest from breaking up Al Gore’s marriage and from magically tricking President Obama into being an utterly incompetent failure, President Bush is now nefariously insinuating his way onto Facebook and Youtube. He recently released a video on the popular video sharing website, discussing his delving onto the Facebook scene and a little summary of what he’s been up to since leaving office. Well, besides the manufacturing of hurricanes and arranging for oil spills and such.

It’s a brilliant idea and, as Allahpundit at Hot Air mentions, perhaps President Bush has started a trend here:

A two-minute address from Bobby Jindal each week updating America on what’s been done to protect the coastline from the spill and what’s still needed would be a costless way to raise his profile and turn up the heat on the feds. I suspect GWB’s started a trend here.

Personally, I’d love a Governor Chris Christie YouTube channel, running 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Boy, does that man make me swoon.

It’s fabulous seeing President Bush relaxed and the way that I always picture him. When feeling most depressed at the atrocious lack of leadership – or anything of substance at all  – from our current President, I often imagine George Bush, relaxing on his porch with Laura, feet up on the rails, saying “How do you like being President now, genius?”  Said while doing that cute little shoulder-shaking snicker that I miss so much, of course.

Also, it turns out that President Bush is still leading and doing, instead of just spouting increasingly inane rhetoric, unlike the current office holder. President Obama will talk about unclenching fists and give lip service as to how For The Women he is. Meanwhile, it’s President Bush who is literally reaching out his hand to those who need it, not to dictatorial regimes. It is he who is continuing to aid the women in the Middle East who are truly subjugated. Women who need a first wave of feminism and whom our irrelevant modern Feminists, also known as Femisogynists, ignore. They are no longer needed, nor wanted here, yet they’d rather make up things over which to feign outrage than aid women who truly need our help. Because, George Bush.

Well, no worries. Bush will continue to do what is right, with or without their help. The George W. Bush Institute has a woman’s initiative, chaired by Mrs. Laura Bush, that is focusing on empowering women in the Middle East, where it is needed most. Former President Bush understands that freedom is what truly empowers and he understands that the women of the Middle East are not free, no matter how much the multiculturalism worshippers try to claim otherwise, under the guise of tolerance. Oppression and subjugation should not and cannot be tolerated and they won’t be, on his watch. A watch that is, thankfully, continuing with The George W. Bush Institute.

President George W. Bush, Feminist Hawk. Thank you, sir.

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(cross-posted from NewsReal)

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  • http://www.chicagobluesgirl.com chicagobluesgirl

    Thanks for this heartwarming post. With the present administration’s cr*p flying in at us every day, this was a welcome respite.

  • throwback59

    and better.
    Of course, a Rose Bush would be an improvement on what we have now.

  • Tbone

    I think in the two years he has been gone we have seen what a crap bunch of fools he had to deal with in the Senate and House on both sides of the aisle.

  • aesthete

    That said, I’m sure glad we’ve moved on from him and his tenure as President.

    • Vegas_Rick

      You’re “glad we’ve moved on…” to Obama? Really? I know that’s not exactly how you said it, but…?

      • Tbone
      • aesthete

        the GOP. I’d take Bush over Obama (ditto McCain), but I’d take just about anyone over that fool.

  • feevert

    He may not have been perfect (that amnesty thing really bugged), but at least he was human ~ as opposed to the commie-muslim- monster-in-chief we have now.

    • RedBeard

      I disagreed with Mr. Bush on a number of serious issues, but I never doubted his patriotism or his devotion to duty, as we must do with our current “leader.”

      • edingerb

        President Bush is a good person. He is a patriot. Many conservatives had problems with some of his positions, but he is a man of conviction. Honest people respect a person of conviction, even when they disagree with him.

        Honest people can not respect the Usurper-in-chief. He is a liar, a con-man, a thief and a gangster. His Marxist based policies have started us down a road of ruin that will be very hard to repair, no matter if we win the house and the senate in November. The communists will have the same powers to block any Republican bills (like repealing Obamacare) that the Republicans should have used as the minority party. I believe we are stuck with it for a long time.

        But I digress. I really do like President Bush and I am glad he lives near me. I am also a big fan of his next door neighbor, Ted Nugent.

    • http://impudent.blognation.us/blog kyle8

      All the rest were midgets who showed little leadership, and no vision.

      They only look good compared to Obama.

      • taxpayer1234

        But I’m glad W is doing well in his retirement.

        And I looooooove the cause he has taken up. Wait a minute–isn’t that what the tolerant libs are supposed to be doing? Bwahahaha!

        Unlike Clinton, Bush isn’t trying to get his relations elected nor making money-grubbing speech tours.

      • aesthete

        Expressed my sentiments perfectly.

  • handprop

    President Bush had faults, we know that…..BUT

    When I watched that video I realized how different he is compard to the bamster…….we really have to work hard to get Obama and his band of thugs out of office so we can get back to what we know works for our country.

    Bright days ahead Redstaters, I can see it…..bright days ahead!

    Handprop

  • 6eorge Jetson

    in the US-Slovenia soccer game.

  • Martin Knight

    Oh well … to quote Glenn Reynolds; any sentence that begins with “If Republicans were smart” tends to complete itself.

    PS: I do believe Christie has a YouTube channel.

  • thomasnash1027

    his lack of outrage at what is happening now to the country and ideals he risked his reputation to protect is really disappointing. I know he’s trying to play the elder statesman role and under normal circumstances he would be doing a great thing, but times have changed. If he is not genuinely concerned, enough to speak out, then he is really as naive as his critics have said or he’s more concerned about his legacy. Either way, a man of great character, whom I idolized for a time, is failing us now. He should take his queues from Cheney. Obviously Cheney really cares.

    • kervick

      I disagree. The classy high road is showing the country by comparison the difference between a shrewd political operative and an authentic statesman. I think as a lot of people watch that video they will long for the latter and see more clearly, what we have in the former.

      • mdd1956

        they comport themselves well without prompting. I’d like to see more of them on the web, You Tube etc…….the best way to show our youngsters what gentlemen really are in contradistinction to how the libs so often behave is in the new media.

        These things will go viral.

        I would love the “Chris Christie” show. Everything he does and says should be on You Tube. These things will go viral if we just let them..

  • retail1

    now I wake up every hour on the hour.

  • http://todaysasbestos.wordpress.com scotteiland

    if he were to attack Barry and co in the way in which you suggest, it would be on every single front page in the country and, here’s the kicker…wouldn’t help.

    I believe GWB is striking the precisely correct tone that I wish the other living non-Bush ex-Presidents would adopt.

    The only thing that matters in the short term is the November elections. GWB throwing himself into the fray would make HIM the story. We don’t want that.

    • melatr7

      When he left office, he said of Obama “He deserves my silence” and he is holding himself to his own high standards.

      While I would LOVE to hear something from him everyday, (insert warm fuzzy here), he is truly performing a class act by not doing so.

      Hope he doesn’t get an ulcer by holding back…

  • renny

    Bush gave us 4.36 unemployment, 15000 DOW, 4 million jobs, and confidence we could defeat any attacker.

    The collapse of the housing market was a Dem.-generated mess a la Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae that the Bush tried twice to address and was defeated by both Reps. and Dems.

    Bush spent all of the first year of his second term pushing Soc. Sec. reform, and got one or two MSM nods for it, as we now face bankruptcy in the “fund” at any moment.

    Bush’s backing for Medicare Advantage and more private money and planning (which Obamanationcare strips) was an excellent step toward addressing the horror of Medicare financial failure.

    What we miss in George W. is he was a grown up, an adult, someone who had administered a state as a governor, who had addressed alcoholism and knew his limitations as a human being,

    Now, we have a megalomaniac who thinks he can stop the tides and plug the oil leak by waving his magic teleprompter and waving his arms around. Worse, he is determined to change the entire governmental and commercial relationship in America and leave us more vulnerable to Greece-like finances and instability,.

    Thanks for the reminder of what a presidential president is.

    • tankertodd

      Bush scared Qaddafi so bad he crapped out his entire WMD program. You don’t see a lot of that these days. Can’t see Obama scaring so much as a croissant out of any world leader.

  • tankertodd

    George W. Bush has been such a busy man these days, I don’t know where he finds the time to make these nice videos. Between blowing up deep water oil derricks (he looks great in a scuba suit!), crashing the Greek currency, and using his telepathic powers to simultaneously force the Democratic Congress against sound judgment to run up $13T in debt while convincing employers not to hire due to increasing medical insurance costs. All that, combined with his volunteer role as a big bank mortgage lender, appraiser, AND forecloser, I don’t know where he gets the energy. All that brush-cutting keeps you young I guess. Like playing golf a lot or sailing a yacht.

    It’s the personal touch that tells you he cares.

    • edingerb

      Even though there is no one here to hear me, I laughed out loud.

      Funny, but extremely well placed.

    • uselogic

      I just snorted half a Diet Coke out my nose, laughing at this, TT. And at edingerb’s reply. Thanks!

  • stephaniet

    Anybody that complains about policies or whatever is just being a moron. Nobody’s perfect except God, so we all make mistakes, and we all do what some people like and other people loathe.

    I remember the Christmas season of 2001, with the big anthrax-in-the-post scare and everything. I was only nine at the time, and I remember crying to my mom that “those terrorists have ruined *everything*!” And then we’d watch the news and see Dubya promising to take out the bad guys or some such, and it made it better for me. I was remarkably aware of what was going on in the world at age nine, and I felt able to trust the President.

    I could trust Dubya. I can’t trust the one we’ve got now. Oh, I tried. Believe me, I tried. I made many valiant attempts to give him the benefit of the doubt, to say my prayers for him, that he’d be a good leader and all that, but… I had to give that up because I can’t trust him. Now when I say my prayers, I lump everyone together: “Dear Heavenly Father, please give those in government wisdom to lead, or at least a half an ounce of sanity.”