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Yesterday, probably in an attempt to tone down the nice fascist credentials the Trump campaign has been working so hard to establish, pint-sized twerp, wannabe-thuglet, woman-mauler, would-be horndog, and Donald Trump campaign manager tweeted a news article that alleged anti-Trump demonstrators were getting paid for their efforts. This is not unbelievable. We know the SEIU and other lefty unions regularly hire picketers and provocateurs for their “labor actions.”

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This is the story

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Take a careful look at the page URL: http://abcnews.com.co/donald-trump-protester-speaks-out-i-was-paid-to-protest/ This is not ABC News as we think of it but a satire/parody site. From the site

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The site has other revealing articles like:
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As it turns out, Trump’s attack Corgi, Lewandowski, was not the first member of the Trumpian media megaphone to get punked. Aging harpy Ann Coulter also sent out the same bogus article as true.

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All of the tweets have since been deleted.

This is really a metaphor for the clown show Trump is running under the guise of a political campaign. Trump blasts insults at people. His communications director seems to be functionally illiterate.

Neither his staff nor key supporters can be bothered to fact check anything, be it a low budget super PAC ad or a fake news story. But don’t worry. Soon we’ll be winning so much we’ll be tired of winning and just want to shoot ourselves in the face.

(h/t to Mediaite)