This is the kind of stuff that needs Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman to really pull it off.

This is the background. If you read Ms. Unruh’s interview on the front page you can see that the Rules Committee, acting like the vicious claque of churls that they are, voted down any rules conservatives supported. The Dump Trump delegates are nothing if not persistent. They have circulated a petition and allegedly have gathered enough signatures to force a floor vote on the entire rules package.

Kendal Unruh says she will not seek minority report to unbind RNC delegates from Trump. Fight now is to reject entire rules package

— Reid J. Epstein (@reidepstein) July 18, 2016

So, this from Blackwell, who does not support unbinding but does want a rules change => https://t.co/dNy7bkxFxK

— David M. Drucker (@DavidMDrucker) July 18, 2016

Rebel delegates tell me convention secretary in hiding to avoid being presented with petitions for counter rules proposal.

— David M. Drucker (@DavidMDrucker) July 18, 2016

RNC is waiting for Godot… or the arrival of petitions? Where in the World is Convention Secretary Susie Hudson?

— Ben Ginsberg (@BenLGinsberg) July 18, 2016

Where, indeed, is Ms. Hudson?

Why Is Secretary of #RNCConvention hiding behind armed guards 2muzzle the delegates-it's not who we r. @DelsUnbound pic.twitter.com/PfYEWKiUyc

— Dana W. Hudson (@danawhudson) July 18, 2016

The only reason this woman is hiding is because the RNC leadership knows there are enough signatures there to force a vote and if the rules package goes all the Reince-Priebus-Paul-Manafort machinations were for nought.

This is not a party that is worthy of our support.