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Sudden Rash of ‘Traffic Accidents’ Kills 30 North Korean Officials

Take the world’s most paranoid/delusional Stalinist regime, add nuclear ambition and stir. Turn the whole mess over to a 29-year old who, by rights, should be playing video games in his parents’ basement; what’s the worst that could happen?

This, for starters, from the Telegraph (UK):

30 North Korean officials involved in South talks die ‘in traffic accidents’


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In its annual study, Amnesty International claimed that in addition to the 30 who died in purges last year, a further 200 were rounded up in January this year by the State Security Agency as Pyongyang carried out the transfer of power from Kim Jong-il, who died of an apparent heart attack in December, and his 29-year-old son, Kim Jong-un.

Of those 200, Amnesty said, some were apparently executed and the remainder were sent to political prison camps. The gulag system presently contains an estimated 200,000 people in “horrific conditions,” the group said.

North Korea has a habit of executing bureaucrats who are perceived to have failed the regime, even though they are often merely carrying out the orders of higher-ranking officials or members of the ruling family.

In 2010, Pak Nam-gi, the former head of the finance department of the Workers’ Party, was reportedly executed by firing squad for the catastrophic attempt to reform the impoverished nation’s currency. The result was rampant inflation and food shortages became even more acute.

The 30 men executed for failing to improve Pyongyang’s ties with Seoul are considered scapegoats for the new low point in inter-Korean ties.

I recently blogged about the Pudgy Young Leader’s horrible day at the amusement park. It’s horrifying to think what happened to the workers who failed to run their empty amusement park in a manner consistent with the Juche Idea.

An oldie but a goodie: ‘The Un’ vs The One
Cross-posted at my blog.

COMMENTS

  • http://boldcolor.blogspot.com/ Paula

    When I was in high school, I had a fascinating 1/2 semester class in Russian history This was fall of 1981, in the midst of the pre-Gorbachev Cold War; Reagan had just become president. Like N. Korea today, at that time, we really didn’t know a lot about what was going on in the “Union of Soviet Socialist Republics” (USSR). Every school kid knew what the acronym stood for because it was a common trivia or Jeopardy question and always seemed to show up on a pop quiz or as an extra credit question on a test.

    Anyway, my very entertaining Russian History teacher, Mr. Fudge, when teaching about the untimely deaths of many of the tsars, would tell us they “slipped on a bar of soap in the shower.”

  • acat

    Were they run over by ox carts?

    Mew

    • http://stevemaley.com Steve Maley

      … And surface-to-air missile launchers.

    • aesthete

      Everyone knows that cars aren’t Juche.

    • http://pocketchangeproductions.net/ anotherindyfilmguy

      We rarely have traffic but when we do we make it newsworthy…

  • johnt

    n/t

  • JSobieski

    where bad guys kill each other.

    That said, North Korea has to be considered one of the places on earth closely resembling hell.

    • msctex

      . . .tells you all you need to know. It is just about the best example of a visual metaphor I have ever seen. In this one small corner of the world, all forms of Light have been banished.

      It also frames the good Leftist/Occupy dingbat hippy chick I saw the other day crowing about N. Korea’s Living Wage perfectly, against the backdrop of her own mindblowing stupidity.

  • http://pocketchangeproductions.net/ anotherindyfilmguy

    They all know how much he loves playing “Grand Theft Auto” and are trying to impress him…

  • http://stevemaley.com Steve Maley

    At my personal blog:

    ?An analyst said it was also unusual for a leader publicly to find fault during such a tour, adding the move was intended to ?spook? government officials and tighten his grip on the elite. ??

    Compare to:
    ?It was kind of like how the Romans used to, you know, conquer villages in the Mediterranean. They?d go in to a little Turkish town somewhere, they?d find the first five guys they saw and they?d crucify them. Then, you know, that town was really easy to manage for the next few years.?

    ? Al Armendariz, Region VI Administrator, Dallas EPA

  • jarrod21

    by Victor Cha, who worked for Bush administration and the NSC as part of an Asian something or other, and was involved in the six-party talks.

    It doesn’t have the emotional pull of some of the more personal accounts like The Aquariums of Pongyang or Escape from Camp 14, as it’s more of an academic study/primer, but it really provides a lot of insight into the current Kim Jong-un regime, with their neo-Juche ideology for a return to the glory days of his grandfather, laced with the “military first” business of his father and the obsession with political control and nuclear weapons.

    Either way, this isn’t a surprise, and you folks should read that book.

  • Repair_Man_Jack

    “Crosstown Trafic
    So hard to get through you
    Crosstwon Traffic
    I don’t need to run over you

  • http://MichaelHarrington.org Michael Harrington

    No air bags just hot air.

    No seat belts, just nooses.

    No traction tires just worn down ones

    No windows they used all the glass for their new hotel

    No driver education since they thought no one would drive

    And that red light always gets them with how fast it changes

  • johnt

    the fat pigs in the photo eat all the available food and the only exercise they get is clapping their hands.

  • Viet71

    Someone should encourage him to attend charm school.

    One of the things taught at charm school is not to off your friends.

    Another is to look less wooden.

    This guy could be all right with a little coaching, a couple of weeks at a Cali spa. RS should start a fund to help bring L’il Kim around.

  • cactusjack

    understand the Glorious Sacrifice Our 30 Comrades have made to unshackle the chains of, and advance, the Proletariat, Onward and Upward on that Shining Path of Marxist Brotherhood culminating Irresistably and Triumphantly in the Land of the Morning Calm. Having fulfilled their socialist duties magnificently on the way to thier Great Congress of the Peoples meeting, their photographis will accordingly now be erased from all official publications and communications.

    What 30 officials?

    FORWARD!

    Two thoughts: 1) the Koreans are wonderful people north and south, full of creativity, tradition, and work ethic. What a shame for those in the north to suffer as they must. 2) the South Koreans may be the smartest country in Asia, perhaps wiser than the proverbial” wise Chinese.” They do not want North Korea to lose suddenly in a war or otherwise. They know they are not prepared for 20 millions of starving North Koreans to show up on their doorstep, looking for food on day. (Dirty little secret – East Germany’s implosion set back Western Germany for a decade.) They seek slow engagement, not hoping, but knowing, North Korea will implode some day and they (S Korea) must be prepared to handle the human flotsam and jetsam. If Lil Kim doesn’t push the button first.(BTW, North Korea knows alll the above too and knows South Korean knows it – so its own populace is being held hostage and starved in a game of politics.)