What we have here is nothing short of miraculous and wondrous. It is fascinating and magnificent, glorious and spectacular. It is, in short, the only thing left for you to know about this election.

What’s the matter? Did you find my description over the top? Too much praise? A little too excited, too into it? Perhaps lacking perspective? Or maybe even cult-like?

Hey I just wanted to capture the essence of Trumpism, you guys. I didn’t mean I think those things. I was describing his perspective.

Trump worshipers are worse than Obama worshipers. It’s not enough to say “they are a cult the way Obama fans were.” Obama fans are now retroactively less cult-like than they were.