Wow that’s big news if Hannity is a smelly, gross dumpster full of awful garbage.

What? What’s the matter? Does that go too far? Is it mean? How about if I called him a war criminal instead? No? What’s acceptable? What’s the line for insulting things to say about someone? What’s the standard for discourse? I ask because I guess I don’t know. Apparently, neither does Sean Hannity.

You see, the below image is from Brown Belt Sean’s Twitter page on Wednesday night. I’m embedding it as a screenshot because it has a quote tweet, and also in case he deletes it. You can click on the image to see it for yourself, if it’s still there.

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Wow if true? WOW IF TRUE? Which part?

First off, let’s just note that this is a completely irresponsible way to spread a serious (spurious) accusation. Second, it’s a link to the Gateway Pundit website, the fakest fake news site on the internet. You know, the one run by a serial liar and professional moron who is considered “press” by the Trump White House. But let’s gloss over the reckless nature of the garbage story at that trash website, and focus on the tweet that Hannity promoted and retweeted with neither shame nor caveat.

It says “globalist war criminal John McCain.”

Vietnam war veteran and former P.O.W. John McCain stands accused of no war crimes. He is not wanted by the international courts. He is not a fugitive in Brazil living under an assumed name. He is, in fact, just a regular old sitting Senator who fought in a regular old American war honorably.

Well, that is unless you are a troop-hating, veteran-hating, psychopath. Then he’s a war criminal because American wars are a crime, you see. Remember the crazy people in movies spitting on Forrest Gump and yelling baby killer at troops coming home? Yeah. Them. But the alt-right version, which is kind of even worse.

And I don’t even have to explain what the alt-right means by “globalist.” You already know. It rhymes with “The News” (another thing they hate.)

Sean Hannity saw no problem with that. In fact, he practically endorsed it. Someone should ask Sean Hannity why he thinks John McCain is a war criminal. And whether it’s just McCain or all the troops. In fact, Senator McCain should ask him. And film it. I bet that would get retweeted by better people than Hannity.

By the way, about that garbage article from that trash website? Here’s the opening line:

“John McCain is leading a vicious campaign against the Russian government since the November election.”

Hofty loves him some Russians these days. Because Daddy does. And Hoft always does what Daddy wants.

Oh also? The story is complete bull***t. It says:

But it wasn’t that long ago that Senator McCain requested campaign donations from Russian officials.

Wikileaks released documents this week following the sudden death of Russian UN ambassador Vitaly Churkin.

There was no such Wikileaks release on McCain this week. It’s from a 2008 story about a standard mass mailer that was addressed to “dear friend”.

For people who sneer about #FakeNews all the time, Hannity and company sure fall for it a lot. Especially when Daddy doesn’t like someone. They just pile on.

But that’s how dumpsters work, you know. Garbage in. Garbage out.

*DISCLAIMER: Sean Hannity is not a dumpster. A dumpster is a large ugly metal thing that is usually rectangular in shape. Sean is barely two of those things. So he’s not literally a dumpster. And John McCain isn’t literally a globalist war criminal baby-killing fascist, either. So good, we’re all on the same page now.

Just to be super clear, though, to prove that the headline was just to make a point, here is a handy guide to telling the difference between Sean Hannity and a dumpster.

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