First things first: Donald Trump is Satan. Melania? Mrs. Satan. Just wanna get that out of the way.

And yet, according to Homeland Security and the Department of Health and Human Services, there is no record of Michelle Obama ever visiting a child detention center at the border. Mrs. Satan did just that.

How, you may ask, is that possible?

Nobody knows.

Both Obamas have criticized Beezel– I mean, Trump, for the enforcement of a law passed in 2008, and its 9th Circuit Court of Appeals reinterpretation during Barack’s tenure as president (see more of an explanation of the law here).

The Obamas, you may recall, are purest of snow. Surely, you have read as much.

Nevertheless, Barack’s administration detained thousands of kids in cages, prompting lawsuits.

In fact, immigration lawyers have admitted Obama used detention centers as a maneuvering tactic.

That’s called a “deterrent.”

Obama and Trump used both family detention and separation — I explain here.

As in the case of Barack, despite the severity of the deterring, caged detainment, there exists no evidence of Michelle visiting the centers which held accompanied and unaccompanied minors.

Melania made such a visit.

Sadly, the media are more interested in her jacket.

I supose that’s what happens, though, when your Lucifer’s missus.

 

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