On Thursday, preceding his dad’s rally, Donald Trump Jr. took the stage in Michigan to pump up the crowd.

They were gettin’ ready for an ebullient Commander-in-Chief — hot off the Mueller report’s lack of collusion, The Donald was rarin’ to run out onto the stage and celebrate the end of “ridiculous bullsh**.” [Sadly, ridiculous bullsh** will never, ever come to an end.]

But before The Big Cheese appeared, Don Jr. regaled the masses.

And he shot a harpoon into the whale of idiocy surrounding everything-can-be-free-for-everyone Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s congressional tenure:

“Think about the fact that every mainstream leading Democratic contender is taking the advice of a freshmen congresswoman, who three weeks ago, didn’t know the three branches of government.”

At the time, he was talking about the Green New Deal — the ingenius plan which can save Planet Earth if Washington destroys all American planes and convinces the cows to stop farting (here, here, here, and here).

Please, cows — we beg of you. Please just stop doing it. It’s rude. And it’s murdering everyone in the world. Your farts will be the death of this entire planet. Even though the U.S. is just a small part of the earth, if only you’d hold it, people across the sea could live.

He continued:

“I don’t know about you guys, but that’s pretty scary.”

And then, something happened.

A groundswell.

A whisper that became a murmur, a chatter, a chant. The crowd came together:

“AOC SUCKS! AOC SUCKS! AOC SUCKS! AOC SUCKS!”

Don Jr. continued:

“You guys, you’re not very nice. And neither is what that policy would do to this country.”

He marveled:

“What about brilliant policies like the Green New Deal? What’s scarier about the Green New Deal is that every mainstream Democrat leading presidential contender is like ‘this is a great idea!'”

Watch the rousing video below.

-Alex

 

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