In case you haven’t heard, everything’s racist.

And I mean everything.

In fact, what I just typed is racist.

And what you just thought is racist.

I’m not sure how, and my uncertainty is racist, too.

Literally all things in all ways at all times are racist.

Unless a Democrat’s involved. If so, hey look — a squirrel!

On Saturday, the Commander-in-Chief was called a racist by CNN for his tweets addressing paltry conditions in West Baltimore.

The district is repped by Democratic Congressman Elijah Cummings.

Here’s what Lucif — I mean, Trump — had to say:

“Rep. Elijah Cummings has been a brutal bully, shouting and screaming at the great men & women of Border Patrol about conditions at the Southern Border, when actually his Baltimore district is FAR WORSE and more dangerous. His district is considered the Worst in the USA. As proven last week during a Congressional tour, the Border is clean, efficient & well run, just very crowded. Cumming[s’] District is a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess. If he spent more time in Baltimore, maybe he could help clean up this very dangerous & filthy place.”

And it’s crapped up, despite a bunch of funds being allocated to it:

“Why is so much money sent to the Elijah Cummings district when it is considered the worst run and most dangerous anywhere in the United States. No human being would want to live there. Where is all this money going? How much is stolen? Investigate this corrupt mess immediately!”

Cue the talk of black and brown on the Collusion News Network, courtesy of anchor Victor Blackwell:

“‘Infested.’ That’s usually reserved for references to rodents and insects, but we’ve seen the president invoke ‘infestation’ to criticize lawmakers before. You see a pattern here?”

Check out the video…I like how the guy pauses and then says “attacked,” like it’s stunning that someone in Washington would attack someone else.

Politicians in Washington never stop attacking one another; that’s the very nature of opposing political parties.

“[W]hen he tweets about ‘infestation,’ it’s about black and brown people.”

Some tweeters were aghast:

She “can’t stop crying.” She tries to stop crying; but she just can’t.

Because of cages built during Obama’s presidency. And Trump hates Americans, too.

Victor lost his $#@!

Is Baltimore really bad?

Let’s ask The Baltimore Sun:

Baltimore had the worst homicide rate among the nation’s 50 largest cities last year and the second-highest violent crime rate overall, according to new data from the FBI.

Incidentally, as reported by The Daily Wire, according to Patch.com, Baltimore is indeed infested:

Charm City is once again among America’s “Rattiest Cities,” according to a new report from pest control company Orkin, although it has shown progress in each of the past two years. Baltimore comes in at No. 9 on the company’s 2018 rankings released Monday.

This is the fourth year that Orkin has compiled the rankings, which are based on the number of rodent treatments the company performed from Sept. 15, 2017 to Sept. 15, 2018. It includes both residential and commercial treatments.

Baltimore dropped one slot from last year, when it was ranked eighth; two years ago it was No. 6 on the Orkin list. The city has undertaken several rat control measures, including the issuance of municipal garbage cans to contain waste.

Republican strategist and Fox News contributor Kimberly Klacik — who’s clearly no fan of Elijah Cummings — decided to take everyone on a little Baltimore tour. See whatcha think:

Purportedly, some weren’t cool with a “black or brown person” outing Baltimore. Hence this:

The thing you have to remember is that it’s all racist. Even you remembering that. So hold on tight; it’s a bumpy ride. No matter what anyone on the Right says or does, we’re sure to experience nothing but racism here on out.

Conservatism is downright infested with it.

-ALEX

 

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