Trump Hoses Pelosi Over Impeachment Excrement While Her Home District of San Francisco is Literally Covered in Caca

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif., speaks during her weekly media availability on Capitol Hill, Thursday, June 27, 2019, in Washington. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Nancy Pelosi

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif., speaks during her weekly media availability on Capitol Hill, Thursday, June 27, 2019, in Washington. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

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Have the Democrats forgotten that winning is accomplished via elections, not impeachment?

It seems perhaps so.

They’re mania over ousting Trump through alternative means appears guaranteed to lose them the White House yet again.

It kind of makes me sad — They don’t even seem to be trying anymore.

Trump’s not oblivious to the neglect, and on Saturday, he blasted Speaker of the House Nancy for abandoning, not election and national victory, but her home district of San Franturdo. I mean, San Francisco — sorry, I was thinking of the great city’s poop map.

Anyway, the Tweeter of the Free World had this to say:

“I can’t believe that Nancy Pelosi’s District in San Francisco is in such horrible shape that the City itself is in violation of many sanitary & environmental orders, causing it to owe the Federal Government billions of dollars – and all she works on is Impeachment…..”

He’s not off base.

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From my brown-pinned Poop Map article in April:

Move over, Rice-A-Roni; turds are the new San Francisco treat.

Thanks to a permissive attitude toward vagrancy in the land of the Golden Gate, homeless is the new residency and outside is the new toilet.
The city’s employed a Poop Patrol — great job, by the way.

“So, handsome, what do you do for a living?”

“Well, I’ve got my hand in a few things. Mostly, I’m in the business of human-feces shoveling. Wanna go out sometime? I couldn’t help but notice you’re wearing sandals; I’m a good person to paint the town with — I know the areas where you’re least likely to get sh** between your toes.”

Business is booming: Since 2011, 118,352 steaming mounds of San Fran lower-intestinal loveliness have been reported to the authorities.

And…more Trump:

“….We should all work together to clean up these hazardous waste and homeless sites before the whole city rots away. Very bad and dangerous conditions, also severely impacting the Pacific Ocean and water supply. Pelosi must work on this mess and turn her District around!”

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Not a bad idea.

Instead, congresspeople across the aisle have got their jerseys on, their undereyes blackened, their helmets down…and they’re waiting on this College Football Saturday…

HUT HUT HUT!

And in the backfield, QB Donald J. Trump.

They’re blitzing with Adam Schiff, the media, and a SanFranciscoLoad of memes.

But they’re really giving the President no competition.

He’s gonna drop back and throw a bomb…to himself.

And it’s Touchdown Alabama — I mean, Republicans — again.

Meanwhile, as San Francisco Mayor London Breed told NBC News last year:

“I will say there is more feces on the sidewalks than I’ve ever seen growing up here. That is a huge problem and we are not just talking about from dogs – we’re talking about from humans.”

“More.”

Yeah, might wanna fix that.

And Roll Tide.

-ALEX

 

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