Joe Pitches Himself as 'an Obiden-Bama Democrat,' and the Crowd Goes Nuts

Democratic presidential candidate former Vice President Joe Biden points to his doggie bag as he leaves the Buttercup Diner during a campaign stop in Oakland, Calif., Tuesday, March 3, 2020. (AP Photo/Tony Avelar)

 

 

You know who’d make a great 2020 Democratic nominee?

That’d be an Obiden-Bama Democrat.

Lock that and load it.

You know who wants you to?

Obiden

That is, Bama.

I mean, Biden.

It’s hard for me to get his name straight; but not as hard — apparently — as it his for him.

Speaking Saturday morning to a St. Louis, Missouri crowd, Joe waxed on the greatness of getting the endorsement of former contenders Amy Klobuchar and Pete Buttigieg.

It’s really had an impact:

“What a gigantic difference it’s made.”

And Joe believes he’s on his way to heal the hurts of America.

That’s because his supporters are ready to raise up the right guy:

“We’re going to unite this party and unite this country. So folks, you want to nominate a Democrat, a lifelong Democrat, a proud Democrat — an OBiden-Bama Democrat.”

The OBiden-Bama supporters cheered wildly.

“Join us.”

Feel free.

As you’re well aware, Joe’s amassed quite an impressive array of flubs.

As pointed out by The Daily Caller, the night before Super Tuesday, Joe told Texas rallyers to be sure and vote on “Super Thur-Tuesday.”

Also Monday, he quoted the preamble:

“We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by you know, you know the thing.”

A week before that, he celebrated himself as a “Democratic candidate for the United States Senate.”

But personally, just in terms of surprise, my favorite Biden moment so far has most definitely been this:

Of course, the oddities don’t exactly suggest he’s not suffering from a health issue. For some reason, though the media were worried about Trump’s supposed frailty, it seems they’re not at all concerned about Joe.

Whatever the case, ya gotta give him this: it all makes for a more interesting primary.

And I can’t wait to see his spooning summit with Kim Jong Il:

Who wants to be the next Irish president? He actually is Irish, so I guess the Democratic frontrunner’s just reconnecting with his roots.

All hail Joe O’Biden.

-ALEX

 

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