People are Offering Ruth Bader Ginsburg Their Organs

The cult of Ruth Bader Ginsburg may officially have reached fever pitch now that people have started offering her their organs in order to keep her healthy.

We may have thought that line was crossed when a Constitutionally-incorrect film was created about the woman whose job it is to interpret the Constitution or when her exercise regimen went viral. A Kickstarter for an RBG action figure set of goal of $15,000 and has, as of this article, collected more than $600,000. Just check out what the hipsters over at Etsy have made. Merch galore.

This is going to be difficult to top, however.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg can have one of my kidneys, I’m not using it

— Molly (@Molly_Kats) July 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/Julie959803/status/1024101306548609024

https://twitter.com/KnoxWonk/status/1024098104709210113

Every time I see Ruth Bader Ginsburg trending my heart skips a beat. I also fully support a separate organ donor registry for her. I'm happy to give a kidney, significant amounts of blood and marrow. Whatever she needs. #RBG

— Megan Knight (@MKlowcall) July 30, 2018

I think we should have a new special organ donor status for patriots. Whatever Ruth Bader Ginsburg needs…she gets. #takemykidneyihavetwo #SCOTUS #RBG #5moreyears

— joyce arbucias (@themouthymuse) July 30, 2018

Oh, ok. That makes you a patriot. Got it.

Or there are these people, who just want to give her years of their own lives.

https://twitter.com/itsmemarcel_/status/1023933195501359104

# When Ruth Bader Ginsburg is trending and we all have a heart attack.

Can someone invent a crowdfunding where we donate years off our lifespan instead of money? Put me down for 2.

— Jay Brannan (@jaybrannan) July 30, 2018

I don’t know why this needs to be said but, apparently, it does.

If the Supreme Court is so important you are willing to die for one of the justices, the government is officially too intrusive. It’s time to vote for smaller government, not give up your literal organs.