Not paying attention to the news this week? Afraid you might have missed something? Here are the major stories from each day this week, described in an Arrested Development GIFs.

Monday

On Monday, The New Yorker published a piece in support of Al Franken, basically saying that he was railroaded by exaggerated claims of sexual harassment and the poor senator was mistreated. These are the same people who railroaded Brett Kavanaugh with less evidence, so it was pretty weird.

The double standard, you guys.

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Tuesday

On Tuesday, an old tweet from Rashida Tlaib surfaced, and it was a little awkward.

The liberal establishment was shocked.

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Wednesday

Bob Mueller’s testimony is all anyone was talking about on Wednesday and…well.

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Thursday

On Wednesday night, alleged sex-trafficking pedophile Jeffrey Epstein suffered some kind of injury in prison. Thursday was all about speculation. Was he attacked? Did he try to commit suicide? Were the Clintons behind it? Who exactly was in on whatever this was? It was conspiracy theory Thursday!

Friday

Some sad news on Friday, when Ilhan Omar announced she’s divorcing her husband. Again. And I’m still not clear on if she’s legally married to her brother or not.

You lied to me. You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father.

Yikes. That was some week. Then again, it’s 2019…things will only get weirder.