That was my response, and probably yours when you first saw the video of Jay Malsky heckling the various bits of metal, wiring, and plastic that made up the Donald Trump animatronic at Disney Land’s Hall of Presidents.
If you haven’t seen it yet, the video is shot by Malsky, a self-proclaimed comedian who plays drag characters on stage, including Hillary Clinton. On the last day, the “comedian” planned on shouting something at the amalgamation of components made to look like Trump that would totally change the course of history, make Trump leave office, and cause a statue to be erected of himself next to Walt and Mickey, I guess. I don’t know.
What Malsky ended up doing was bravely shouting “LOCK HIM UP!” repeatedly at the robot when it began to speak. This angered many attendees who were there with their families, trying to create memories with their children.
Watch Malsky’s totally heroic shouting at an animatronic that wasn’t at all ridiculous for yourself.
— Earnest Gay Thoughts (@JayMalsky) December 27, 2017
Well, the “Resistance” has found its hero, and we can all consider Donald Trump’s days in the White House as good as numbered. How could he, or anyone for that matter, withstand such a barrage of wokeness?
Malsky’s “heroism” didn’t go unnoticed, and people who saw the video chastised him for interrupting the show and possibly frightening and confusing children, to which Malsky fell back on tired and inaccurate leftist talking points about murdered trans kids and healthcare completely disappearing from the United States, never to be seen again. Oh, also we need to check our privilege.
“Anyone that’s upset I disrupted a family vacation can check their privilege and consider getting mad about the thousands of children being taken away from their parents because of Trump’s racist immigration policies, or the families of the hundreds of trans Americans murdered each year by transphobic and homophobic people, or the negative impacts of the tax bill on poor and middle-income Americans,” he said in a statement to The Wrap.
The wokery is over 9000. Facts be damned, Malsky had a robot to scream at. How the robot didn’t explode right then and there from the weight of Malsky’s barrage of wokeness is anyone’s guess.
We’ve reached a point of Trump derangement where screaming at a pile of components made to resemble Trump — it oddly also resembles Hillary as well — is somehow considered a viable method of change for insane leftists. Tomorrow the sun will rise, and nothing will have been altered thanks to Malsky making some family’s day less enjoyable.
In the end, all Malsky did was shout at some metal wired to move like a human…but to Malsky, he stormed the beaches and walked away with a victory over a monstrous evil.
Social justice Don Quixote, we salute you.