My view on Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts has always been a mix of revulsion and amusement, but after her DNA test, the revulsion was replaced with pity.
I still maintain a healthy view of amusement, though.
Warren shouted from the summit of Mt. Bullsh*t that she was of Native American ancestry, going so far as to lie about it to Harvard Law while becoming a professor. She used her status as one of the most oppressed minorities in the U.S. as a cudgel to beat her political opponents over the head with, and give herself an edge in the left’s favorite game, the Oppression Olympics.
Of course, through poking and prodding, President Donald Trump trolled Warren into acting against her own interests and caused her to expose her own lie through a DNA test which proved what everybody already knew: That she was as lily white as a snowstorm. Not only did she become the laughing stock of the right, she became a shameful presence on the left.
And soon that same left that she marched in front of turned against her.
Warren watched as her aspirations for the White House crumbled to dust in her hands, which has to have a deleterious effect on her overall. First, she tried to overcompensate by lashing out against Trump. Then she went quiet for a while, which was uncharacteristic enough for Warren. Then she popped back up telling folks that you can look for her on the 2020 presidential circuit.
Rest assured, Warren’s chances were dead the moment she took that DNA test, but she seems to be going through the five stages of grief all wrong. Normally, you hit denial first, but Warren seems to be keeping that stage for now, with anger and depression already out of the way.
True to identitarian form, Warren went into victim mode. First, she pointed at the right as victimizers picking on a poor woman by making fun of her claims of Native American ancestry. According to her new website feature “Fact Squad,” the “right-wing machine” is responsible for her current woes, and are racist for making fun of her over her false claims.
“They have called Elizabeth ‘Pocahontas’ and used racist depictions of Native American history, culture, and people to make Elizabeth the butt of a joke. These actions not only dishonor Native people and their many contributions to this country, but perpetuate harmful stereotypes that Native communities continue to fight against,” proclaims the site.
“Show us your papers. Release your birth certificate. It’s all part of the right’s disgusting effort to use race-baiting and fear-mongering to distract our country and divide our people while they rig the system for the rich and powerful,” it continues.
Let’s get this straight. Warren and her staff are claiming the right are racist for calling Warren out for posing as a race she doesn’t belong to and proceeding to make fun of her for it. She’s apparently not racist for lying about being a part of a different race for personal gain, the right is for calling her out and having fun with it.
Then she compared the right calling her out on her lie to those of birthers.
I can’t make this stuff up, but desperation pushes people to unsurprising, yet shocking actions.
The cringe doesn’t stop there, however, as Warren recently tried to take a page out of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s (D-N.Y.) book and tried to do a fun live stream. However, Warren doesn’t seem to know how the internet works and ended up embarrassing herself with try-hard, “hey fellow kids” nonsense.
Can you handle the CRINGE???
Here's Fake Native American Elizabeth Warren pretending to be 'one of us' by robotically drinking a beer.
My Question for you is: Who's more Robotic .. Hillary Clinton or Warren?
Also, where's the POW WOW CHOW in this video ?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Warren2020 pic.twitter.com/PzYFDnUDUp
— Stephanie Hamill (@STEPHMHAMILL) January 1, 2019
None of this speaks well of her, and only shows us a woman who hasn’t accepted the fact that she’s finished. She’s risen as high as she can, and likely won’t get any further due to her own, ridiculous actions. Warren proved that she’s a weak-willed liar who doesn’t understand how to relate to anyone no matter how hard she tries and has lost the favor of her own party. Even if by some unholy machination she does make it past the Democratic primary, she’s proven that she’s inferior to Donald Trump in terms of debate as well as will.
But here she is, continuing to do what she thinks is cool in a futile effort to fight off the reality that is crashing down around her.
Elizabeth Warren is over.