It’s World Vegan Day! This is the day the entire world has set aside to celebrate and acknowledge veganism. Vegans needed an official day of recognition because so little is known about vegans and their diets and their feelings about animals and the environment and what kind of food all the rest of us should be eating. They’ve been a silent minority for too long.
Thankfully vegans need no longer live invisible lives, thanks to World Vegan Day and the internet.
Vegans don’t eat or use the product of any animal. This includes dairy and basically any of the things that make food taste good. But that’s okay, because vegans are saving the earth, animals, and the collective conscience of humanity.
I went Vegan when I was 11?one of the best decisions of my life!
If Libs care about the enviroment why aren't they Vegan? #WorldVeganDay
— Amy Mek (@AmyMek) November 1, 2017
The answer to this question is that clearly Libs hate the environment and you should all vote for conservatives.
— Mercy For Animals (@MercyForAnimals) November 1, 2017
Look how much better vegans are than the rest of you carnivores!
— MnM (@emilem47) November 1, 2017
Dear @emilem47: how do I explain to all those starving people in North Korea that if they just ate fewer eggs they wouldn’t be so hungry all the time?
— New Scientist (@newscientist) November 1, 2017
I measure every building I enter by how many cows could fit into it if we could just get rid of these inconvenient humans.
— Barn Sanctuary (@BarnSanctuary) November 1, 2017
Well, if you love them so much why don’t you marry them?!
— tara strong (@tarastrong) November 1, 2017
We should make Tara happier by eating her peoples friends instead.
— PETA (@peta) November 1, 2017
Delete your account.
70% of freshwater used globally is in agriculture. A pound of beef requires upwards of 400 gallons of water. Thats a lot #WorldVeganDay
— Khurram Khan? (@khurramkhanlove) November 1, 2017
This guy’s beef sounds really watery. Maybe that’s why he went vegan.
As it's #WorldVeganDay, you should try at least one Vegan thing so you can see it from the other side. You'll respect it a lot more ??
— MR SUPERPIDGE (@superpidge) November 1, 2017
Mmmmm…I doubt it.
— Sam Laliberte (@slaliberteee) November 1, 2017
You can be a liar, thief or pedophile but as long as you’re a vegan you’re good!
— Queen Lame (N3lliiB) (@N3llii_B) November 1, 2017
Being a vegan looks really fun.
— PETA (@peta) November 1, 2017
I’m sick and tired of PETA always directing their accusations at people. When are they going to demand animals treat us with compassion too???
— Love Food Hate Waste (@LFHW_UK) November 1, 2017
Eat them? No way…them’s perfectly good smashing pumpkins. You’ve never felt joy until you’ve smashed a pumpkin on the ground.
You guys, vegans have feelings too. They’re the only ones allowed to tell you why your diet is BS.
Making wise food choices, vegan diet can have more diverse nutrition, flavour, variety, than meat and dairy orientated diets. #WorldVeganDay
— Ⓥº²3 (@zilchoid) October 8, 2017
Sure, you keep telling yourself that and I’ll keep working on my plan to taste every variety of bacon known to man.
Of course, the best part of learning more about vegans is learning more about how to annoy them.
By ripping apart the flesh of a dead animal with my teeth before swallowing the remains. https://t.co/e0vlADDcYU
— (((Mike Glenn))) (@mrglenn) November 1, 2017
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) November 1, 2017
— Jim Treacher is a dumb pseudonym (@jtLOL) November 1, 2017
Shout out 2 all the vegans out there making the meat supply more plentiful for us carnivores. ❤️#worldveganday
— Allie Beth Stuckey (@conservmillen) November 1, 2017
In honor of #WorldVeganDay I'm going grocery shopping at the local pet store.
— takashi I hate everything yamamoto (@drunkenalpaca) November 1, 2015
Happy World Vegan Day! Don’t forget to lecture someone about their nutrition ethics.
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) November 1, 2017