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Demonstrators try to topple a steel fence during a Black Lives Matter protest at the Mark O. Hatfield United States Courthouse Saturday, July 25, 2020, in Portland, Ore. (AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)

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At a time when there are cities in this country that look more like surreal apocalyptic war zones than thriving American cities, it’s beyond satisfying when news comes across the wire that shows the good guys are winning the war.

Such was the case on Tuesday, when a violent Portland rioter was reportedly identified by the vest he was seen wearing in various video clips. We’ll get to how the information was discovered in just a moment.

At about the two-second mark in the below video, a young man in a puke green vest hurls an explosive device over a wall and at the Mark O. Hatfield federal courthouse in Portland in a place where federal officers presumably were stationed. A couple of seconds later, the device goes off.

Immediately after, the same man who threw the device is seen jumping up and down in celebration. Watch:

His happy dance most likely will be short-lived, however, because he was later identified online thanks to a vest review left on the Hibbett Sports website – by his grandmother:

Another review left after the grandmother’s read as follows: “This vest is really great for feeling cool while throwing stuff at things you don’t like, or standing in front of chicks you want to bang while looking leike [sic] a revolutionary.”

Here’s what appears to be a close-up image of the “protester”:

According to the Post Millennial, the same guy was also seen in clips carrying the “shield” in defense of a naked female protester.

LOL. I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard since video circulated on social media last month of an Antifa thug in Pittsburgh being escorted into the local police station by his parents.

I assume it will only be a matter of time before the Feds subpoena Hibbett’s for shopper information in order to track down this clown. Let’s hope so.

(Hat tip: Twitchy)

Sister Toldjah
North Carolina-based Sister Toldjah, a former liberal, has been writing about media bias, social issues, and the culture wars since 2003. Follow her on Parler here.
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