So this really did happen.
Stormy Daniels, who is best known for being a thorn in Donald Trump’s side, has been on a tour going back to her roots.
Visiting strip clubs.
So, on the Stormy Tour 2018, the “former” porn actress ran into a bit of a snag in the great state of Ohio. She was arrested for touching patrons in a strip club.
According to CNN
Adult film actress Stormy Daniels was arrested early Thursday at an Ohio strip club for allegedly touching patrons on stage in violation of state law.
Daniels, who gained notoriety after suing President Donald Trump following an alleged affair, faces three misdemeanor counts of illegally touching a patron and will be arraigned Friday morning, court records show. She posted a $6,054 bail and was released Thursday morning.
Daniels will plead not guilty to the three misdemeanor charges, her attorney, Michael Avenatti, tweeted.
The state of Ohio has rules against people performing IN A STRIP CLUB touching other patrons. Who knew? Obviously Stormy did not know.
According to the affidavit obtained by CNN
“The officers also observed Ms. Clifford fondling the breasts of female patrons,” Franklin County Municipal Court records show.
When officers witnessed those activities, three detectives approached the stage. Daniels allegedly made her way toward two detectives, leaned over and grabbed their faces. She shoved each of their faces between her breasts, court documents said.
She fondled a third officer’s buttocks and breasts, according to the documents. Daniels was one of three people arrested at the club, but it’s unclear who the other two were.
Takes a certain type of brave or stupid to fondle cops in a strip club.
Her attorney Michael Avenatti, via Twitter, said this was all a political setup and Stormy is NOT GUILTY.
Just rcvd word that my client @StormyDaniels was arrested in Columbus Ohio whole performing the same act she has performed across the nation at nearly a hundred strip clubs. This was a setup & politically motivated. It reeks of desperation. We will fight all bogus charges. #Basta
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) July 12, 2018
Well, we know that is was not Governor John Kasich who set this up, being as he dislikes Trump as much as Avenatti.
Does anyone have Elon Musk’s number? Could you forward it to me? I want to join his car in space.