Why Did I Agree To Do This?

A story about what could possibly be in Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report about Russian collusion with the Trump campaign in 2016 will almost ALWAYS be BREAKING NEWS.

Unless there is nothing breaking Trump in it.

This morning in Politico, Darren Samuelsohn has an interesting piece that basically said the Mueller probe has found nada.

Oh, and the public may never see it.

Ouch.

President Donald Trump’s critics have spent the past 17 months anticipating what some expect will be among the most thrilling events of their lives: special counsel Robert Mueller’s final report on Russian 2016 election interference.

They may be in for a disappointment.

That’s the word POLITICO got from defense lawyers working on the Russia probe and more than 15 former government officials with investigation experience spanning Watergate to the 2016 election case. The public, they say, shouldn’t expect a comprehensive and presidency-wrecking account of Kremlin meddling and alleged obstruction of justice by Trump — not to mention an explanation of the myriad subplots that have bedeviled lawmakers, journalists and amateur Mueller sleuths.

As Dean Martin once sang, “Ain’t That A Kick In The Head?”

Now, this could be one of the greatest head fakes of all time. Mueller’s team lets it leak to a Washington D.C. rag mag like Politico that they have nothing and then after the election, you release that Trump, Inc., along with Vlad, was responsible for everything from global warming to Garth Brooks coming up with an alter ego named Chris Gaines.

That had to be a Russian plot. All emo peeps look like Russians, no?

If it is true though that there is nothing significant in Mueller’s report and the Democrats do not take over at least the House in November we all better buckle up our seats. The left is gonna go crazy and they crossed that line a while ago with some of the recent behavior.

For months after the indictments of people around Trump world being charged and most pleading guilty to numerous things, the press was ready to announce that this was all leading up to something that the President himself knew about or had at least tried to cover up via  Nixon-like behavior.

Looks like they might be left wondering what happened again and how does Donald Trump keep doing this to them.

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