It'll Never Happen!

Chip Chip and I were playing a game with each other. The rules are, “what is the most improbable thing with will NEVER happen in the upcoming year.” Here is Chip Chip’s first guess.
Feel free to add your guesses in the comments section. The more impossible, the better. I’m hoping to make this into a series.

B. Black Fox
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