Tonight is the Fox News GOP Primary Debate, and with CPAC underway, Mitt Romney on the attack, and Super Tuesday behind us, it promises to be the most exciting thing to happen in the world since that time Evel Knievel tried to jump over the Snake River Canyon!! IT’S GOING TO BE A MAD HOUSE! Because of democracy or something.

This post will be updated shortly after the debate begins to show the opening statements. We will include any language warnings required for Donald Trump’s.

Let’s do it. KEEP IT CLEAN.

[UPDATE] No opening statements. Right to the Mitt Romney question.